Friday funny's

[Mass]

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom

display, and the boy asks,

"What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son.... Men use them

to have safe sex.

" Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.

Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up

a package of 3 and asks,

"Why are there 3 in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and

one for Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?""Those are

for college men." the dad

answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.

" WOW!" exclaimed the boy, then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a

sigh, the dad

replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for

March........"

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A drunk was sitting at a bar when a woman stands behind him and raises her arm really high

to get the bartender's attention. She has very hairy armpits.

The drunk sees this and yells at the bartender, "Get the ballerina a drink." She gets her

drink and goes away. Later she returns and raises her arm again. The drunk sees her and

yells to the bartender,"Get the ballerina another drink." She gets her drink and goes away

again.

The bartender asks the drunk how he knows she is a ballerina when she was a stranger and

had never been in the bar before. The drunk replies, "She's got to be a ballerina if she

can lift her leg that high."

[Little H]

cool

[edmondo]

pmsl

[granby]

lol