Gumball Posted June 27, 2005 Posted June 27, 2005 An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said: YOU WA*KER -- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!
Gumball Posted June 27, 2005 Author Posted June 27, 2005 << **tumbleweed drifts by** >> does it really? the tumbleweed setting is excellent in your house. 1. you tell jokes 2. the sleeping mexican in the corner (your dad) 3. tumbleweed blows past your decalled STI. at slow speeds
the squiggle Posted June 28, 2005 Posted June 28, 2005 << << **tumbleweed drifts by** >> does it really? the tumbleweed setting is excellent in your house. 1. you tell jokes 2. the sleeping mexican in the corner (your dad) 3. tumbleweed blows past your decalled STI. at slow speeds >> LOL at the "Sleeping mexican" Where the joke was as funny as heamorroid's GBL Grant
Gumball Posted June 28, 2005 Author Posted June 28, 2005 LOL squirrel your a real cad your a real gaylord
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