A little amusing

[craigdmcd]

I knew a boy who worked in a truck garage until one day he had a terrible accident, and lost his left arm. Anyway, I met him walking down the street the other day, and we got talking. After a little while, I asked him where he was going, to which he replied, " I'm going to change this lightbulb", and I queried "How'll you manage that?", "easy he said, I still have the receipt"

[james_mowbray]

[ally-b]

. . . . Without being un-PC . . . . . 'cos this is true . Old Irish bloke ,who drinks in my local , asked us one night if we had any nails ? "Why ?" we asked . He says "I'm making a wee bathroom cabinet " . My mate (a joiner) says to Sean "I've my van out side , how long are you wanting them ?"

Sean

genuinely ,

replied

. . . .

I'd like to keep them