THE SUBARU COMMANDMENTS

[p3dro]

PMSL @ this thread

Far to clever for me, well done.

[2559B]

" the book of scoobs - volume 4 -- verse 555 -- sub category - 69"

Thy subaru yearns, and there burns o' might turbo'd lump,

And of his wish thy engine roars.

While heaven's sphere is a garage in port seton,

Thou STI's , tremble in fear of his mighty tool-kit,

Thou shalt be delivered into the realm of big BHP

Thy plans that you have made will come true.

Can Andy F's compassion be exhausted?

Can re-mapping be far off?

Can thou SIDC afford no healing,

Or help to hold upright a stumbling subaru owner?,

Who knocks upon thy garage door..,

Who pleads to you ... more power?

[fraser_drinkwater]

Thou shall not tell the spouse the entire cost of the mods

How true is this one Ally !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2559B]

<< Thou shall not tell the spouse the entire cost of the mods

How true is this one Ally !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>

( lie mode - ONft> ) ----- the car is standard ----- ( lie mode - OFFft> )

[MS S6CUB]

She's gonna set that big dog on you when she reads that

[SEEVERS]

Wilky,i used to be a BB boy,but we never had class songs like that...lol

Top drawer mate.

Del.

[pink pepper]

<< She's gonna set that big dog on you when she reads that >>

Oh yes your right on that one G!!

[jacqui_robb]

LMAO

[st3ph3n]

Thou shalt not mess with the five-o. Especially if they doth rideth in thy T5, or thine Strathclyde Police unmarked M3.

If it's just the wee local Astra then they'll no catch you if they've not caught your reggie.