2559B Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Thou shall refrain from buying max power Thou shall drool over the neighbours 22B Thou shall not love the wife more than the subaru Thou shall ridicule the chavs Thou shall not tell the spouse the entire cost of the mods Thou shall not allow the missus to talk during top gear Thou shall buy the wife a dump valve for valentines day Thou shall not allow chavs to overtake you Thou shall always go the long way home and enjoy the twisties thou shall obey the mod-god.. "thy will be done in engine bay as in interior" " give us this day our daily mod" " and deliver us from bankruptcy" " for thy is the power.. and the torque" "AMEN "
wilky Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 (Voice of the Moderator of the General assembly of the Church of Scotland) "Ohhhh! Your goin straight to hell for that one!!!! Try this!!" Our Father, Whos in Port seton, halloed be thy maps, They torque will come, to crail as it does at Knockhill. Give us this day our daily tweek, and forgive us our debts, as we beg to those we live with, and lead us not into temperature changes, and deliveries from demon tweeks, For thy has the laptop the power lead and the sensors, forever, Amen
~ ~ Cal ~~ Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 LOL at Callum Thou shall blip the throttle when passing the scameravans Thou shall act kamikaze when within 50 metres of a Mitsy Evo Thou shall bow to the Shell Pecten Logo Thou shall cut cheese sangers @ 45° for Scooby runs Thou shall soil ones maryl grey briefs when hitting limiter in 4th Thou shall emit shrieks of pleasure at the mere sound of a burble
ANDYJDMSTI Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 << (Voice of the Moderator of the General assembly of the Church of Scotland) "Ohhhh! Your goin straight to hell for that one!!!! Try this!!" Our Father, Whos in Port seton, halloed be thy maps, They torque will come, to crail as it does at Knockhill. Give us this day our daily tweek, and forgive us our debts, as we beg to those we live with, and lead us not into temperature changes, and deliveries from demon tweeks, For thy has the laptop the power lead and the sensors, forever, Amen >> FPMSL class pure class!!!!
2559B Posted March 31, 2005 Author Posted March 31, 2005 << (Voice of the Moderator of the General assembly of the Church of Scotland) "Ohhhh! Your goin straight to hell for that one!!!! Try this!!" Our Father, Whos in Port seton, halloed be thy maps, They torque will come, to crail as it does at Knockhill. Give us this day our daily tweek, and forgive us our debts, as we beg to those we live with, and lead us not into temperature changes, and deliveries from demon tweeks, For thy has the laptop the power lead and the sensors, forever, Amen >> ---( bow's head...) ----- well said brother wilky...
wilky Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Let us take communion brother! ( English type Padre communion voice) "One sip of Optimax, one Octane booster!" "One sip of Optimax, one octane booster!" "One sip of Optimax, one Octane booster!"........................................................
wrxmania Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 (Voice of the Moderator of the General assembly of the Church of Scotland) "Ohhhh! Your goin straight to hell for that one!!!! Try this!!" Our Father, Whos in Port seton, halloed be thy maps, They torque will come, to crail as it does at Knockhill. Give us this day our daily tweek, and forgive us our debts, as we beg to those we live with, and lead us not into temperature changes, and deliveries from demon tweeks, For thy has the laptop the power lead and the sensors, forever, Amen Callum - you're a genius Faithur!
spooks Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 wow that means that God and Andy are one and the same.............. well have you seen em both in the same place ? Nope didnt think so Top quality Callum Spooks
wrxmania Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 A bit like Michael and Janet Jackson then?? Not sure if Andy looks like either to be honest though I've never seen God, only felt him
spooks Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 << I've never seen God, only felt him >> Oh er missus I say What you do for your pocket money is none of my business Spooks
wrxmania Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 [Phil Stephen's Reply mode ON] [Phil Stephen's Reply mode OFF]
robinh20mrv Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 andy f..........god of scoobys and 10 of the best!!!
wilky Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Sung to the hymn, Will your anchor hold, the BB Hymn. Will yer engine hold in the dead of night, When the squirrels out front, and the corners tight, When the boosts on full and and the knock links red, Will yer con rods hold or end up dead? (Chorus)We have an a motors thats strong and bold, Subarus best be it new or old, mastered by the japs do you like the roar? we dont give a toss cos we won the war. Will yer engine hold when yer on the line, skyliner next to you but yer feelin fine, When the light goes green and you drop the clutch, Will the big end hold or is it just too much? Chorus Will yer engine hold when on the track, nuggets out in front so you throttle back, When the track is clear, and you nail the throttle, Will your fuel pump produce or lose its bottle? Chorus Will yer engine hold when your out in front, holding 7800 rpm diving like a c**t, When the coppers chase, and you go like joe, will yer piston stay seated or begin to throw? Chorus
~ ~ Cal ~~ Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 Thou shall worship the Wilky banter ! :8 Top drawer Sooty
MS S6CUB Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 wilky - you have too much time on your hands impressive tho - very witty..
~ ~ Cal ~~ Posted March 31, 2005 Posted March 31, 2005 You've nae sky rockets to keep yer " spur chaynge " in though We'll treat you to a haircut instead...... Now where did i leave that bowl
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now