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THE SUBARU COMMANDMENTS


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Thou shall refrain from buying max power

Thou shall drool over the neighbours 22B

Thou shall not love the wife more than the subaru

Thou shall ridicule the chavs

Thou shall not tell the spouse the entire cost of the mods

Thou shall not allow the missus to talk during top gear

Thou shall buy the wife a dump valve for valentines day

Thou shall not allow chavs to overtake you

Thou shall always go the long way home and enjoy the twisties

thou shall obey the mod-god.. "thy will be done in engine bay as in interior"

" give us this day our daily mod"

" and deliver us from bankruptcy"

" for thy is the power.. and the torque"

"AMEN "

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(Voice of the Moderator of the General assembly of the Church of Scotland) "Ohhhh! Your goin straight to hell for that one!!!! Try this!!"

Our Father, Whos in Port seton,

halloed be thy maps,

They torque will come, to crail as it does at Knockhill.

Give us this day our daily tweek,

and forgive us our debts, as we beg to those we live with,

and lead us not into temperature changes, and deliveries from demon tweeks,

For thy has the laptop the power lead and the sensors, forever,

Amen

Posted

LOL at Callum face-icon-small-smile.gif

Thou shall blip the throttle when passing the scameravans

Thou shall act kamikaze when within 50 metres of a Mitsy Evo

Thou shall bow to the Shell Pecten Logo

Thou shall cut cheese sangers @ 45° for Scooby runs

Thou shall soil ones maryl grey briefs when hitting limiter in 4th

Thou shall emit shrieks of pleasure at the mere sound of a burble

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<< (Voice of the Moderator of the General assembly of the Church of Scotland) "Ohhhh! Your goin straight to hell for that one!!!! Try this!!"

Our Father, Whos in Port seton,

halloed be thy maps,

They torque will come, to crail as it does at Knockhill.

Give us this day our daily tweek,

and forgive us our debts, as we beg to those we live with,

and lead us not into temperature changes, and deliveries from demon tweeks,

For thy has the laptop the power lead and the sensors, forever,

Amen >>

FPMSL class pure class!!!! face-icon-small-happy.gif

Posted

<< (Voice of the Moderator of the General assembly of the Church of Scotland) "Ohhhh! Your goin straight to hell for that one!!!! Try this!!"

Our Father, Whos in Port seton,

halloed be thy maps,

They torque will come, to crail as it does at Knockhill.

Give us this day our daily tweek,

and forgive us our debts, as we beg to those we live with,

and lead us not into temperature changes, and deliveries from demon tweeks,

For thy has the laptop the power lead and the sensors, forever,

Amen >>

---( bow's head...) ----- well said brother wilky...

Posted

Let us take communion brother!

( English type Padre communion voice)

"One sip of Optimax, one Octane booster!"

"One sip of Optimax, one octane booster!"

"One sip of Optimax, one Octane booster!"........................................................

Posted

(Voice of the Moderator of the General assembly of the Church of Scotland) "Ohhhh! Your goin straight to hell for that one!!!! Try this!!"

Our Father, Whos in Port seton,

halloed be thy maps,

They torque will come, to crail as it does at Knockhill.

Give us this day our daily tweek,

and forgive us our debts, as we beg to those we live with,

and lead us not into temperature changes, and deliveries from demon tweeks,

For thy has the laptop the power lead and the sensors, forever,

Amen

Callum - you're a genius Faithur!

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wow that means that God and Andy are one and the same.............. well have you seen em both in the same place ? Nope didnt think so face-icon-small-wink.gif

Top quality Callum face-icon-small-happy.gif

Spooks

Posted

Sung to the hymn, Will your anchor hold, the BB Hymn.

Will yer engine hold in the dead of night,

When the squirrels out front, and the corners tight,

When the boosts on full and and the knock links red,

Will yer con rods hold or end up dead?

(Chorus)We have an a motors thats strong and bold,

Subarus best be it new or old,

mastered by the japs do you like the roar?

we dont give a toss cos we won the war.

Will yer engine hold when yer on the line,

skyliner next to you but yer feelin fine,

When the light goes green and you drop the clutch,

Will the big end hold or is it just too much?

Chorus

Will yer engine hold when on the track,

nuggets out in front so you throttle back,

When the track is clear, and you nail the throttle,

Will your fuel pump produce or lose its bottle?

Chorus

Will yer engine hold when your out in front,

holding 7800 rpm diving like a c**t,

When the coppers chase, and you go like joe,

will yer piston stay seated or begin to throw?

Chorus

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