2559B Posted March 25, 2005 Posted March 25, 2005 the MMR check-list as follows... 1. - 2 bottles of dandilion & burdock juice ..........CHECK 2. - prawn & avocado sandwiches......................CHECK 3. - david hasselhoff power ballads cd...............CHECK 4. - fake license plates........................................CHECK 5. - matching burberry hat,top & socks ..............CHECK 6. - passport ???.................................................CHECK 7. - afro wig & sunglasses (disguise kit).............CHECK 8. - toilet paper (max power mag)......................CHECK 9. - alibis - ( it wisnae me officer--)....................CHECK 10. -traffic jam kit (magazine & knitting)............. CHECK any more ?????????
p3dro Posted March 25, 2005 Posted March 25, 2005 << the MMR check-list as follows... 1. - 2 bottles of dandilion & burdock juice ..........CHECK 2. - prawn & avocado sandwiches......................CHECK 3. - david hasselhoff power ballads cd...............CHECK 4. - fake license plates........................................CHECK 5. - matching burberry hat,top & socks ..............CHECK 6. - passport ???.................................................CHECK 7. - afro wig & sunglasses (disguise kit).............CHECK 8. - toilet paper (max power mag)......................CHECK 9. - alibis - ( it wisnae me officer--)....................CHECK 10. -traffic jam kit (magazine & knitting)............. CHECK any more ????????? >> 11. Neons (it is a cruise isn't it and I have read about them in F&M) .......... CHECK
gordon_kerr Posted March 25, 2005 Posted March 25, 2005 1. - 2 bottles of dandilion & burdock juice ..........CHECK 2. - prawn & avocado sandwiches......................CHECK 3. - david hasselhoff power ballads cd...............CHECK 4. - fake license plates........................................CHECK 5. - matching burberry hat,top & socks ..............CHECK 6. - passport ???.................................................CHECK 7. - afro wig & sunglasses (disguise kit).............CHECK 8. - toilet paper (max power mag)......................CHECK 9. - alibis - ( it wisnae me officer--)....................CHECK 10. -traffic jam kit (magazine & knitting)............. CHECK
fraser_drinkwater Posted March 25, 2005 Posted March 25, 2005 << the MMR check-list as follows... 1. - 2 bottles of dandilion & burdock juice ..........CHECK 2. - prawn & avocado sandwiches......................CHECK 3. - david hasselhoff power ballads cd...............CHECK 4. - fake license plates........................................CHECK 5. - matching burberry hat,top & socks ..............CHECK 6. - passport ???.................................................CHECK 7. - afro wig & sunglasses (disguise kit).............CHECK 8. - toilet paper (max power mag)......................CHECK 9. - alibis - ( it wisnae me officer--)....................CHECK 10. -traffic jam kit (magazine & knitting)............. CHECK 11. Neons (it is a cruise isn't it and I have read about them in F&M) .......... CHECK 12. Sunshine 14. 87 bottles of octane booster 15. 11 bottles of booster for yourself!!!!
WRC No 1 Posted March 25, 2005 Posted March 25, 2005 1. - 2 bottles of dandilion & burdock juice ..........CHECK 2. - prawn & avocado sandwiches......................CHECK 3. - david hasselhoff power ballads cd...............CHECK 4. - fake license plates........................................CHECK 5. - matching burberry hat,top & socks ..............CHECK 6. - passport ???.................................................CHECK 7. - afro wig & sunglasses (disguise kit).............CHECK 8. - toilet paper (max power mag)......................CHECK 9. - alibis - ( it wisnae me officer--)....................CHECK 10. -traffic jam kit (magazine & knitting)............. CHECK 11. Neons (it is a cruise isn't it and I have read about them in F&M) .......... CHECK 12. Sunshine 14. 87 bottles of octane booster 15. 11 bottles of booster for yourself!!!! 16. flamer kit ( incase it is windy and cant get the bbq lit up )...................check
wrxmania Posted March 25, 2005 Posted March 25, 2005 1. - 2 bottles of dandilion & burdock juice ..........CHECK 2. - prawn & avocado sandwiches......................CHECK 3. - david hasselhoff power ballads cd...............CHECK 4. - fake license plates........................................CHECK 5. - matching burberry hat,top & socks ..............CHECK 6. - passport ???.................................................CHECK 7. - afro wig & sunglasses (disguise kit).............CHECK 8. - toilet paper (max power mag)......................CHECK 9. - alibis - ( it wisnae me officer--)....................CHECK 10. -traffic jam kit (magazine & knitting)............. CHECK 11. Neons (it is a cruise isn't it and I have read about them in F&M) .......... CHECK 12. Sunshine 14. 87 bottles of octane booster 15. 11 bottles of booster for yourself!!!! 16. flamer kit ( incase it is windy and cant get the bbq lit up )...................check 17. Several bottles of Buckfast. 18. Bangin' tunes n'at 19. Permatan 20. Subaru Assist number Brian
2559B Posted March 26, 2005 Author Posted March 26, 2005 << 1. - 2 bottles of dandilion & burdock juice ..........CHECK 2. - prawn & avocado sandwiches......................CHECK 3. - david hasselhoff power ballads cd...............CHECK 4. - fake license plates........................................CHECK 5. - matching burberry hat,top & socks ..............CHECK 6. - passport ???.................................................CHECK 7. - afro wig & sunglasses (disguise kit).............CHECK 8. - toilet paper (max power mag)......................CHECK 9. - alibis - ( it wisnae me officer--)....................CHECK 10. -traffic jam kit (magazine & knitting)............. CHECK 11. Neons (it is a cruise isn't it and I have read about them in F&M) .......... CHECK 12. Sunshine 14. 87 bottles of octane booster 15. 11 bottles of booster for yourself!!!! 16. flamer kit ( incase it is windy and cant get the bbq lit up )...................check 17. Several bottles of Buckfast. 18. Bangin' tunes n'at 19. Permatan 20. Subaru Assist number Brian >> 21. - tow-rope for grants off-feild excursions
the squiggle Posted March 26, 2005 Posted March 26, 2005 << << 1. - 2 bottles of dandilion & burdock juice ..........CHECK 2. - prawn & avocado sandwiches......................CHECK 3. - david hasselhoff power ballads cd...............CHECK 4. - fake license plates........................................CHECK 5. - matching burberry hat,top & socks ..............CHECK 6. - passport ???.................................................CHECK 7. - afro wig & sunglasses (disguise kit).............CHECK 8. - toilet paper (max power mag)......................CHECK 9. - alibis - ( it wisnae me officer--)....................CHECK 10. -traffic jam kit (magazine & knitting)............. CHECK 11. Neons (it is a cruise isn't it and I have read about them in F&M) .......... CHECK 12. Sunshine 14. 87 bottles of octane booster 15. 11 bottles of booster for yourself!!!! 16. flamer kit ( incase it is windy and cant get the bbq lit up )...................check 17. Several bottles of Buckfast. 18. Bangin' tunes n'at 19. Permatan 20. Subaru Assist number Brian >> 21. - tow-rope for grants off-feild excursions >> 22. Fire extingusher in case Wullie and Matt cant turn off the mobile BBQ 23. A pre-prepared excuse for the cops......"i went for a drive and all these peeps followed me" 24. A big stick it note on the dash............."this is not the works van, you will pay for repairs" Grant
wilky Posted March 26, 2005 Posted March 26, 2005 << 1. - 2 bottles of dandilion & burdock juice ..........CHECK 2. - prawn & avocado sandwiches......................CHECK 3. - david hasselhoff power ballads cd...............CHECK 4. - fake license plates........................................CHECK 5. - matching burberry hat,top & socks ..............CHECK 6. - passport ???.................................................CHECK 7. - afro wig & sunglasses (disguise kit).............CHECK 8. - toilet paper (max power mag)......................CHECK 9. - alibis - ( it wisnae me officer--)....................CHECK 10. -traffic jam kit (magazine & knitting)............. CHECK 11. Neons (it is a cruise isn't it and I have read about them in F&M) .......... CHECK 12. Sunshine 14. 87 bottles of octane booster 15. 11 bottles of booster for yourself!!!! 16. flamer kit ( incase it is windy and cant get the bbq lit up )...................check 17. Several bottles of Buckfast. 18. Bangin' tunes n'at 19. Permatan 20. Subaru Assist number Brian >> 21. - tow-rope for grants off-feild excursions >> 22. Fire extingusher in case Wullie and Matt cant turn off the mobile BBQ 23. A pre-prepared excuse for the cops......"i went for a drive and all these peeps followed me" 24. A big stick it note on the dash............."this is not the works van, you will pay for repairs" 25. 60 cigarettes 26. Ejector seat 27. earplugs 28. Multitool incase hoses blow off 29. Gumshield 30. Proplus 31. Translation book for Dumfries incase Ah git loast and need tae bide fur spare perts ken 32.Bucket of cold water incase certain individuals lock antlers Wilky
Grovit Posted March 26, 2005 Posted March 26, 2005 << << 1. - 2 bottles of dandilion & burdock juice ..........CHECK 2. - prawn & avocado sandwiches......................CHECK 3. - david hasselhoff power ballads cd...............CHECK 4. - fake license plates........................................CHECK 5. - matching burberry hat,top & socks ..............CHECK 6. - passport ???.................................................CHECK 7. - afro wig & sunglasses (disguise kit).............CHECK 8. - toilet paper (max power mag)......................CHECK 9. - alibis - ( it wisnae me officer--)....................CHECK 10. -traffic jam kit (magazine & knitting)............. CHECK 11. Neons (it is a cruise isn't it and I have read about them in F&M) .......... CHECK 12. Sunshine 14. 87 bottles of octane booster 15. 11 bottles of booster for yourself!!!! 16. flamer kit ( incase it is windy and cant get the bbq lit up )...................check 17. Several bottles of Buckfast. 18. Bangin' tunes n'at 19. Permatan 20. Subaru Assist number Brian >> 21. - tow-rope for grants off-feild excursions >> 22. Fire extingusher in case Wullie and Matt cant turn off the mobile BBQ 23. A pre-prepared excuse for the cops......"i went for a drive and all these peeps followed me" 24. A big stick it note on the dash............."this is not the works van, you will pay for repairs" 25. 60 cigarettes 26. Ejector seat 27. earplugs 28. Multitool incase hoses blow off 29. Gumshield 30. Proplus 31. Translation book for Dumfries incase Ah git loast and need tae bide fur spare perts ken 32.Bucket of cold water incase certain individuals lock antlers 33. Credit card - LOL
wrxmania Posted March 26, 2005 Posted March 26, 2005 What is the line for the police if they do ask - "What's all this about then?"
ANDYJDMSTI Posted March 26, 2005 Posted March 26, 2005 << What is the line for the police if they do ask - "What's all this about then?" >> Whoever they ask only has to say "what can i say orrificer................am just a popular kinda guy!!!!!" or "Did you not see that crash afew miles down the road???...........................Donut truck......the place is covered!!!!!" in a flash they would be hot footing it to the scene 34. Jazz mags
karps Posted March 26, 2005 Posted March 26, 2005 << What is the line for the police if they do ask - "What's all this about then?" "We are all off to roll our easter eggs officer" (in the boot round the twisties)
gordon_kerr Posted March 26, 2005 Posted March 26, 2005 31. Translation book for Dumfries incase Ah git loast and need tae bide fur spare perts ken Do you really think we speak like that in Dumfries lol, mind you i did live in Glasgow for 10 years, shut up Gordon .....pmsl, yes your right they do
2559B Posted March 26, 2005 Author Posted March 26, 2005 >> "Did you not see that crash afew miles down the road???...........................Donut truck......the place is covered!!!!!" in a flash they would be hot footing it to the scene >>
lordharding Posted March 27, 2005 Posted March 27, 2005 Check list make sure wife is left at home (extra 40 BHP ) walkie talkies flying instructors licence passport for scotland scottish notes only
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