Hello Guys

[edmondo]

I always ask for £1000 if they want my business and strangely they go away

[gaunty]

I just hang up

Cheers Iain

oh right maybe thats why my other half gets a bit worried when i pick the house phone up

[Big 'D']

oh right maybe thats why my other half gets a bit worried when i pick the house phone up

[gaunty]

i know i laugh to but she for some reson does'nt.Like when i did'nt read the numbers right on the caller i.d and thought it was my mate and said

"hello c**t face what do you want" it was her dad that one did not go down well

[edmondo]

........................no christmas prezzie for you then

[gaunty]

........................no christmas prezzie for you then

yeah its ok now we have been together for years that happened after 3 weeks of being together.Best thing is i was in a car crash with her in the car the week befor he was phoning to see if she needed any thing i nearly dug my own hole after that

[edmondo]

you know how to make an impression

[gaunty]

i do try to do my best in that department.Some times i get it really wrong

[edmondo]

do you - I hadnt noticed

[gaunty]

Really thank god for that i have got away with it....

[edmondo]

no probs - when you get to the Swindon meets its full of the strange and the delusional so you will fit in quite well

[gaunty]

what are the words i am looking for oh yeah bite me...

[edmondo]

................you will see.................after one meet you will either think that this is a bunch of idiots or you will think that you fit in quite well.................my money is on the latter and I am a tight git

[gaunty]

i will try to fit in but if you find me just walking around licking trees please help

[edmondo]

did you know that there is one special tree down there ...................you are lucky at mo cos the first hour is spent talking in a cold car park in the dark before anyone bothers going inside...........wait till the light nights come round and you see us as we come in - truely frightening...............care in the community has nothing on us - wait till you meet my nemesis RAE STI - now thats frightening

[gaunty]

thats ok i will sit in my car and shout at you guys...no whats truely frightening is my mpg

[edmondo]

as long as you are rocking backward and forward in your seat then you are the perfect member

as for MPG - We dont talk about that................motorway I get 24 Average.............around town perhaps late teens - that dont call me daisy for nothing you know

[gaunty]

thats ok then i rocked so hard once i set the air bag off

oh ok then my 20 around town makes me feel really good

[edmondo]

...................have you seen that thread in here called special Ed...........if not go into it and listen to the lyrics - it really oes explain a lot

20 mpg - what are doing? - pushing it?

[gaunty]

...................have you seen that thread in here called special Ed...........if not go into it and listen to the lyrics - it really oes explain a lot

20 mpg - what are doing? - pushing it?

no not pushing it just always got the kids in the back

yeah seen that thread posted on there its good to have a song done for you...

[edmondo]

still 20 mpg is rather good

I know - its almost autobiographical

Edited February 21, 2010 by Edmondo

[gaunty]

oh dear now i am worried..

[edmondo]

the question is................which statement are you worried..........

if its A then that come with owning a Scooby

if its B then it comes with knowing me

[gaunty]

oh this is going to be fun my looking like a muppet if any one ask's me some thing about the car.But at least i dont have a song about me

[edmondo]

after being around the scene for a while yu will get used to it - you might learn something or you might end up like me...............an IQ in reverse