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A Priest, a Doctor, a rich Businessman and a Scotsman were waiting one

morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.

The Doctor shouted to them, "I've never seen such poor golf!"

The Scotsman chimed in, "Och aye! We ha' been waitin' for nigh on fifteen

minutes!"

The Businessman called out, "Move it on you guys, time is money."

The Priest said , "Here comes George the green-keeper. Let's have a word

with him."

"Hello, George!" said the Priest, "What's wrong with that annoying group

ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

George the greenkeeper replied , "Oh, yes..That's a group of blind fire

fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year.

We always let them play for free, anytime they want to."

The group fell into an embarrassed silence for a moment.

Then the Priest said , "That's so sad . I think I will say a special prayer

for them tonight."

The Doctor said , "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist

colleagues and see if there's anything they can do for them."

The Businessman replied , "I think I'll donate £350,000 to the Fire Brigade

Benevolent Fund in honour of these brave souls."

And the Scotsman said , "Why kin they no play at night?

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lol, good to hear from you again mate, still got the jacket :P

Still got the jacket M8 and it looks as good as they day I bought it.

Got myself a new car too, 58 plate STi.

Have problems renewing my membership via the site (who is best to speak to?), havin problems with the site in general......... everytime I move to a new page and come back again, if the page has changed i need to click refresh all the time very frustrating.

Any ideas?

Hows your car, seen you have been having probs?

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Still got the jacket M8 and it looks as good as they day I bought it.

Got myself a new car too, 58 plate STi.

Have problems renewing my membership via the site (who is best to speak to?), havin problems with the site in general......... everytime I move to a new page and come back again, if the page has changed i need to click refresh all the time very frustrating.

Any ideas?

Hows your car, seen you have been having probs?

Good to hear the jacket is still going dtrong :thumbup:

If your having problems then you should submit a ticket http://www.sidc.co.uk/helpdesk/index.php?a=add and take it from there

Cars not too bad, just little problems that p*** me off :P but they will get sorted :)

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