It Could Only Happen To Me!

[Guest]

Coming back from offshore yesterday sitting it traffic in Aberdeen.

In the next lane a hotty in a Z4 who was giving it the odd glance as was I

Stopped next to her at a set of lights roll the window down to see if I can get a bit of banter.

Push myself upright in my seat as i was in more of a chav position

Say HI then lean back in my seat and woosh it reclines fully leaving me flat out

In a panic i slip of the clutch and the car dives forward. Luckly the handbrake was only gently so the car

stops about an inch from the car in front.

Bloody seatbelt wrapped round the handle to recline the seat.

Does this happen to other people?

When i sat back up the hotty was pissing herself as was everbody in the cars around me felt like a right t**t.

The lights then went green and i went realy slow and swapped lanes.

[P1Daveyboy]

Coming back from offshore yesterday sitting it traffic in Aberdeen.

In the next lane a hotty in a Z4 who was giving it the odd glance as was I

Stopped next to her at a set of lights roll the window down to see if I can get a bit of banter.

Push myself upright in my seat as i was in more of a chav position

Say HI then lean back in my seat and woosh it reclines fully leaving me flat out

In a panic i slip of the clutch and the car dives forward. Luckly the handbrake was only gently so the car

stops about an inch from the car in front.

Bloody seatbelt wrapped round the handle to recline the seat.

Does this happen to other people?

When i sat back up the hotty was pissing herself as was everbody in the cars around me felt like a right t**t.

The lights then went green and i went realy slow and swapped lanes.

They do say seat belts save your lives.

You could have got married had ankle biters won the lottery £50,000,000

Got to meet another hotty at the lights

Got divorced lost half of said lottery win

Got drunk for the foresable future

So be thankfull for small mercy

[scoob fae ork]

That sounds like the kind of thing that could happen to me I would say dont stress over it she dont sound like shes worth the hassle

[Big P UK300]

Could be worse

Someone could have caught it on a mobile and posted it on you tube

That would be funny

[jodie typeRA]

[wulsey]

[craig79]

Class We've all been there mate

Craig

[iainc]

Class We've all been there mate

Craig

I wish I had been

[C_WRX]

Absolutely brilliant That'll appear on a comedy sketch one day !!

[Guest]

That will teach me sit with the car in gear at a set of lights neutral in future!!!

At least i didn't hit the car in front of me

[markie]

when you re appeared your words should of been................and for my next trick

[pmacFTO]

lol - that was the perfect icebreaker m8! should have asked her to go for a drink she prob would have agreed - "So how did you two meet?" - best story ever

We get posts on the FTO Owner's Club all the time about this as the seatbelt has a habit of wrapping round the handle to push the seats forward for someone to get in the back - problem is they are spring loaded and pretty strong so they can push you forward into your steering wheel! If you are leaning back in them (to get money or phone out your pocket) they fly backwards too.

Edited November 23, 2008 by pmacFTO

[Naughty T]

Been there with the seat belt thing

[Guest]

when you re appeared your words should of been................and for my next trick

I was so flustered all I could say was F**K then attempt to start the car again

[G.T.]

ha ha thats quality

that sounds like somthing that would happen to me if i was trying to act cool