Another Funny... Good this time

[boris b]

Michael Barrymore was asked if he was going to do panto this year.

He said he doesn't think so,

He done ALLADIN 6 years ago and they won't let him forget it.........[Y]

[oobster]

The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be the Man of Your House." He stormed to his wife in the kitchen. "From now
on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law!
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating
my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

I will take you upstairs
and I will have the kind of sex that I want. After that, you are going
to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry
and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

 

The wife replied, "The f**kin' funeral director would be my guess

[oobster]

A Tale of Two Prawns

Far away in the

tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea,

one called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly

being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

Finally one

day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn ; I wish I was a

shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large

mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted."

Lo and behold,

Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away,

afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it invariably does)

and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply

swam away whenever he came close to them.

Justin didn't realize that his new

menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone

one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious

fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approached the cod and begged to

be changed back,...... and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a

prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his

friends and bought them all a cocktail (the punch line does not involve a prawn

cocktail - it's much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef he

realized he couldn't see his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the

enemy & became a shark," came the reply.

Eager to put things right again

and end the mutual pain and torture, He set off to Christian's abode. As he

opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.

He banged on the door

and shouted: "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the

enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back

"No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed........."

"I've found Cod.

I'm a Prawn again Christian."

[thefastone]

PMSL!!!!

 

thats so bad its funny!!!  [] 

[scoobaroo]

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Marty.