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  1. Electric or Themostatic & is it an old one your replacing or an extra shower??

    I can get cheap material but im no plumber!! face-icon-small-tongue.gif

    In saying that I managed to swap over the one at home - straight swap, without any bother!!

    Colin

  2. This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint of 100%...and it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than

    100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more

    than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you

    to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in

    life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22

    23 24 25 26

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    and

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But then,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    And, how far ass kissing will take you -

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hardwork and

    Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the

    Bull$hit and Asskissing that will put you over the top!

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  3. Couple days late but what the heck....happy burns day everyone face-icon-small-happy.gifface-icon-small-tongue.gif

    TAE A FERT

    Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie,

    Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie.

    Just as ye sit doon among yer kin,

    There sterts to stir an enormous wind.

    The neeps and tatties and mushy peas,

    Stert workin like a gentle breeze.

    But soon the puddin? wi the sauncie face,

    Will have ye blawin? all ower the place.

    Nae matter whit ye try tae dae,

    A?bodys gonnae have tae pay.

    Even if ye try to stifle,

    It?s like a bullet oot a rifle.

    Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair,

    Tae try and stop the leakin? air.

    Shift yersel frae cheek tae cheek,

    Pray tae God it doesny reek.

    But aw yer efforts go assunder,

    Oot it comes ? a clap o? thunder.

    Ricochets aroon the room,

    Michty me, a sonic boom!

    God almighty it fairly reeks,

    Hope I huvnae pooed ma breeks!

    Tae the loo I better scurry,

    Aw who cares, its no ma worry.

    A?body roon aboot me chokin,

    Wan or two are nearly bokin.

    I?ll feel better for a while,

    Cannae help but raise a smile.

    ?Wis him!? I shout with accusin? glower,

    Alas too late, he?s just keeled ower!

    ?Ye dirty thing!? they shout and stare,

    I don?t feel welcome any mair.

    Where ere ye go let yer wind gang free,

    Sounds like just the job fur me.

    Whit a fuss at Rabbie's perty,

    Ower the sake o? wan wee ferty!!!

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    << Ive been with them before....good prices & they were pleasent to deal with when some tit crashed into me aswell face-icon-small-smile.gif

    Bit of advice - if you get a good quote of elephant then try Admiral for one as the 2 are connected & sometimes Admiral are a few quid cheaper!! face-icon-small-wink.gif >>

    Were for me! about £20 for the same cover. >>

    LOL good man........glad it wasnt just me then! face-icon-small-tongue.gif

    £20 better off in your pocket im sure you agree face-icon-small-happy.gif

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