craig mac

ps Dinna get a 6280 they are pesh! Craig

Does your house insurance not cover loss?[] Craig

FFS! KETTLE POT BLACK[] Craig

Hey Mark Take off your Coat, Wipe your feet, and leave all logical thoughts at the door, and welcome to the Madness that is Scottish Scoobies[8-)] See you Sunday [] Craig

Is it a motor bike without a seat[8-)] LOL Craig

Here you go http://www.glenburgie-subaru.co.uk/ Craig

Give GlenBurgie a Shout out at ....fitdeyekait...........it escapes me now [] Craig

Is it not the other way round fanar fanar PMSL [] Craig

GET THE BATTERY OUT STRAIGHT AWAY Place in airing cupboard and allow to dry over a few days Hopefully there was no sugar in said tea? Craig

cRaZy PeOpLe [*-)] US? LOL [] Hopefully with a big bag of SIDC goodies [] Craig

Bounce Get the polish oot folks[] Little reminder This is a fun day out please drive with safety in mind. No doubt we will have eyes on us so lets keep it sensible Imy is hoping to have all your SIDC clothing order ready for delivery at Alford too[] Please note MEET @ 0845 For Departure 0900 SHARP You all know where and when etc and the map is posted somewhere in this thread. Some of you will have received PM's etc[] See you all Sunday[] Ari, Mines a Sausage and Egg mate[] Craig

Gatewrights fleabay they made mine, top class! Craig

Try updating your Adobe as all links work here Craig

Thats doesn't work anymore mate[] Works here too?[8-)]

Sorry Folks All those who are still PMing, The order was placed last Monday. Sorry folks, Just have to wait till the next run Or contact Imy AKA micra_wrc see if she can help you out Craig

Folks Ordered some "bits and bobs" from these folks and they are spot on, Great Help, reply to all mails and dont rip the ar5e out of you in shipping costs http://mastrowrx.com/ Well worth considering next time you are looking for bits, Craig[] ps And the stuff ordered cost less to buy and ship over than it does to buy it here!!!!!!!! Aye and they have stock, lots of it

You can always check out here http://www.auto-epc.ru/2004%20STI/index.htm Craig

Ac!d I bought them and now due to family commitments canna go..............[] Its either stick them on Flea bay where they will get snapped up or flog them to someone on here So SIDC members have first shout, then if i dont get a decent offer i will stick them on Flea Bay Craig

[] aye, I got early bird tickets [] Craig

See here http://forums.sidc.co.uk/forums/732286/ShowPost.aspx Craig

http://forums.sidc.co.uk/forums/732282/ShowPost.aspx Craig

I'm heading Saturday afternoon mate with Sammy the Chamois and Tam. Gus Swally or 2 on Saturday night? Craig

PMSL[] Craig

Ony tighter ye hoooor ye wid squeak, just buy new eens and stop wingin lol Craig[]

Tommy Cooper jokes. Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the Reception was brilliant. Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says, "I'll give you some cream to put on it". "Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome". "Is it common?" "It's not unusual". A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts". A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well", says the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down". "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy" Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside". "How's that?" "Don't you start!" "Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's" "Well you can't say fairer than that then" What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said, "Is that the local swimming baths?" He said, "It depends where you're calling from". Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said, "You've been promoted". And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again". And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said, "You're managing director". And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said, "What happened to you?" And I said, "I careered off the road". Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought "This is unusual". And the dentist said to me "Mr Cooper, get out of the filing cabinet". So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said, "Sure, you look great, the world's yours, go for it!" Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?" Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said, "Parking Fine". So that was nice. A man walked into the doctors, The doctor said "I haven't seen you in a long time" The man replied, "I know I've been ill" A man walked into the doctors, he said "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "well don't go there any more". I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy. My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years. Craig