RedNick

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SP I touch goats

A young blonde woman in Plymouth was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself from the Tamar Bridge. She went down to the bridge and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the bridge, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in America would give her life new meaning. That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a Piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailors, who's stowed me away" She explained, "I get food and free passage to America, and he's screwing me." "He certainly is," the captain said. "this is the Torpoint Ferry."

Would be there with bells on , but not on that date worse day of the year for us sorry.

Cheers SP right back at ya

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little over 600 employees and has the following statistics? 29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year Which organization is this you might ask? It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. VIVE LA REVOLUTION!!

Olympics

If it's anything like your singing at Pontins I would stick to the fighting How's everyone down that end of the world? Hiya Kev everyones cool down this ,trust you and yours are all well Have a good Xmas and new year mate Nick

Gonna get w@ankered and either end up singing or fighting, usual night out really

You know my views on things like this. I would do time for what I would do to them if I could catch the b******s Send junior my best wishes

well ere in devon we spell it like pastie pmsl If you cant spell it properly it wont taste right there's only one PASTY and its Cornish (not those shit ones from Ginsters either)

4 what you think represents devon scoobies.(not a pastie on wheels please pmsl) Pasty not Pastie and the're Cornish not bloody from Devon same as the cream only Cornish Clotted cream is sold to The Queen not that Devonshire rubbish[]

No pics it was too cold to stand around with a camera but we had a good time , great to see the guys again plus a new couple

The list so far Rednick Ellowar Frosty Offwhitelimo Lee Lee's mrs A4KBS

Cool mate it will be good to see you