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bigdavie

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  1. http://www.scoobyphotos.com/subaru/impreza...u-2001-2005.php have'nt heard of a 202 before so was just wondering !!
  2. http://freesim.o2.co.uk/messages_v.php?cod...T8&f=aoksng
  3. sweet !!!!!!!
  4. andy f stay and how much is he ?? cos i better start saving lmfao !!
  5. aye i know but in the mean time i'm running about in a 2 ton sled with only 110 bhp !!lol anyway once she is back i need to come and have a wee sneaky peek @ your intercooler as said mate !! this weekend ok for you ??
  6. dropped the scoob off @ 9am this morning down at the bodyshop and i dont get her back till thursday @ the earliest but will be worth it when i get her back !! no more dings stone chips scrapes or scratches !!! cannae wait !! and maybe by that time optimax will have come down !!lol
  7. car mats ?? theyve gotta be fitted and good quality any ideas ?? or experiences with good company's ?? cheers !
  8. Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy........ Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Mayo (IRELAND). He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an email he sent to his sister. She then sent it to RnaG (Irish radio station) in Galway, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This £20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all of sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my **** was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my ****. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totalling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my **** as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my hole was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your backside. Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job"
  9. will you do me a favour and pm me night before ?? earlier the better !! as im prone to a couple in the gryffe of a weekend evening !!
  10. i dont have a sticker peter !! would i still be ok to tag along ?? if so what time you leaving mate ??
  11. id get a hold of watchdog !!
  12. thats the one vicki !!! lol @ the driving over the edge !! i always sit in the wee dookit on the right just in case lol !!
  13. lol i went up the braes to watch it !! the place was already full ....some were videoing the storm !! awesome !!
  14. aye all right !!!!!lol rub it in !! it might not have speakers in the mornin peter !!
  15. lol ed youre makin way too much money !! a regular snap on that size would be around £200 mate just spray that blue and put a couple of sidc stickers on it hell i got my snap on roller box from a scrappy !! luckily enough i know a few good spray painters !! unluckily enough mine was burned to a crisp in my old garage and as the fire brigade were dousing it for ages cos of the acetylene bottles the water done more damage than the fire imo !! but hey ho !!
  16. yup you better believe it peter i aint spending that much on a telly for a speaker to go pop !! i mean wtf !!! £1300 on a telly and the speakers aint worth jack !! not amused at all !! thought it must be the scarts !!! haha no its the most expensive part !! if it would fit it would be out the window by now !! ive just spent the last couple of hours tryin to find the receipt so mr samsung better be nice in the morning !! cheers again !!
  17. is that no the guy that was on 5th gear the other week ?? he hand waxes cars like enzo's i mean hand wax like he melts the wax in his hands and applies it on the car !!!
  18. no i know mate its just i only use the home cinema when watching dvd's mate as the standard speaker system on the tv was more than ample up till last night !! just tried your theory and sadly no it wasnt that !! i could always just run everything through the denon but as my tv is still under warranty and after the amount of dough ive spent i want it all right you know ?? cheers for all the replies folks ! much apreciated !
  19. that emma parker bowles gets right on my thrupennies tho apart from that its ok did anyone see it last night when that guy from so solid crew stacked the mouse ?? pfft
  20. sussed it !! its my bloody telly speakers !!! now need to look out the receipt !! bit disappointed actually only had it since december !!
  21. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ YES !!!
  22. aye wtf is so funny ??
  23. ahhh still gorge tho innit ??
  24. who's is it peter ??
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