How Long Have you got.....
Just passed test and took dads audi out , picked up a mate and went for a spin , we drove passed a field that was deserted and the gate was open so i decided to show my mate my hardbrake turning and drifting skills, after about 5 mins heard shotguns going off followed by my dads 3 month old audi having shot bouncing of the bonnet and roof, by this time my mate was in the footwell having some sort of breakdown. Turned out there were two Gamekeepers shooting in the woods about 100yrds from us, well i bolted out of that field with some driving that would colin McRae to shame , and a big Izuzu tore of after us , he got to within 20ft of me as i turned out the field and as he went to turn out he clipped the dry stone dyke and mangled the front of his 4x4 , probably would have shot us and buried us in the woods if they had caught us.
Decided to "borrow" dads car one night at about 2 in the morning to go to a beach party and made the schoolboy error of forgeting to shut the drivers door as i reversed out of the garage , crash as the wall of the garage poped out , the car door buckled back on its-self and the garage roof dropped onto the roof of the car.
theres more but they are bad enough i think
