In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating for a long time.
They decided it was finally time for marriage.
The old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "well i would have to say that I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and casually asked ... "Is that one word or two words?"