Boxer23

SO!! You should see what it says on the back!

Just little, old, shy me.

Outback, 9.30pm. Be there there people otherwise you'll have an angry young man dressed in black stomping thorugh your doors and pulling you out by the ears.

Yep, mate, missing you loads (hugs and kisses! Lol). Awww, how sweet is she?

Can I borrow a suitably loud one to wear on the nightclub door? Few hours to go Mr Stokes!!!

Good man!

Nick, you are a star, mate!! Good man. Been a while since we've been out together. Ready for Boxer 23?! Good man, Sir Richard (esteemed leader and press spokesman). Get those boots on and don't forget the colourful waistcoat!!

He was only kidding, Jon. Don't listen to him.

Top man, Dave K. Have you got a spare baseball cap, mate?

Which car? The Type R? Can you get it over here in one peice??

I'm bring my own weapons! Thanks for the pic reminder, Mr Stokes. Any sign of Dave K? Is he going to be joining us? And Krista, Wopp, Brian, Richard etc?

BoxofBullets23 reporting for duty. And I promise, Frankie, I won't be caught on camera again wearing stupid hats and with my trousers round my ankles. Who else?

And I bet you're still using tins of hot dogs in brine rather than using quality fast food. Tut, tut. Save up a bit and go for the McChicken Sandwich Meal power upgrade.

Just use Heinz ketchup this time instead of that nasty Daddies stuff which caused the engine damage last time!

Friday, 6pm, Sea Terminal, Douglas. Our-esteemed friend (and my top, lanky buddy) Mr Stokes is back in Scooby Island (and he's bringing the yellow submarine). Who is coming out to play this weekend and spend time with the former star of the TV series The Muppets, Beaker? We're planning to be out both Friday and Saturday, no doubt Colours and the Outback will feature heavily. Saturday afternoon, 3pm, Colours for a bit before a thorough examination of the flying custard. Any other ideas/suggestions for the weekend? Bungs must be out (Dave, I've greased my arm up the elbow already!). Baseball caps optional. Engines in. Spins and pole-butting not required, Mr Fabrizio (remember what the nice police sergeant said?!). Cowboy boots on, Mr Prouse.

Did you have to whack one of them which the back of your car, then shoot the other one too? Gets sooo messy. Little b****** ate my prawn toast..........sod I had to get the Charger out of the garage!!

Ha ha ha, gives me something to do at the weekend so I can race in the small hours of the night against little Jap guys in Honda S2000s.

Don't tell me it's something to do with your new chip? Installed it already?

...new parts from a Ford Mondeo LX!! Ha ha ha

But it's got no engine! Lol And I've got naff-all still cos some muppet keeps replacing parts on my new little beasty!!

Nick is just jealous!!

Don't tell Francesca!! Ha ha ha

Find me a bath I can fit in and I'm there! You spent £350 on a guy in a Blackpool?!?!? Was he any good?? Ha ha ha

Come on, for one weekend?!! Bet you've never spent more than £120 on a weekend for another man before.

Or we could borrow the supercharger from my Dodge Charger.... Dave, you out both nights, Fri and Sat? Possibly meeting your new woman? Or a different woman for either night?