deani_age

Is there a noise limit at North Weald?

The outcome wasn't good, MENSA won't be inviting us to join up!

Hi Quentin (check spelling) Hope you and your wife are well? Are you still in sunny nineham?

UPDATED 23/06/09

Hi A group of us from Kent Scoobies are to going to RAF Marham for the 30-130 Event this coming Sunday. Could anyone recommend somewhere we could stop for breakfast on the A10 between the M11 and Downham Market. Don't really want to stop at Birchanger. Thanks Dean

As per the Topic Title. I would appreciate a loan of a small car-type fire extinguisher for this Sunday's 30-130 Event. Thanks

The time has come for me to sell my car. Before I advertise it, I thought I'd see if it generated any interest within Kent Scoobies. Not sure what it is worth, but will consider sensible offers. MY96 WRX Type-RA STI Version II Model Code GC8C4DD Specification / Modifications Engine & Ancillaries Subaru EJ25 2.5 Litre Conversion Flat Four Boxer Engine on Group N Engine Mounts Jun Auto Cosworth Forged Pistons Jun Auto Cosworth H Section Conrods Jun Auto Cosworth Cromoly Crank Jun Auto Cosworth Hi Lift Cams Isamu Apexi IHI RX6 Ballbearing Turbo c/w Open Racing Wastegate Sard 850cc Injectors SimTek Map Based ECU with 2 Switchable Maps for Track / Road applications, Anti-lag and Launch Control HKS FMIC CDF Blue Anodised Crank Pully Arc Prestige Ally Radiator Arc Ally Baffled Oil Pan with Front Mounted Oil Cooler Trufilter 304 Stainless Steel Remote (wheel arch) Mounted Oil Filter Jun External Fuel Pump and Swirl Pot Greddy Iridium Type 9 Spark Plugs Relocated Electric Power Steering Motor and Reservoir Relocated Battery Isamu Apexi Hi Flow Stainless Steel Equal Length Headers Green Cotton Conical Air Filter Forge Alloy Header Tank Apexi AVC-R Boost Controller Transmission & Ancillaries STI MY03 6 Speed Gearbox STI Mechanical 2 Way 4 Pinion Rear Diff with Extended Diff Housing Cusco Twin Plate Clutch Suspension Cusco Zero 2 Coilovers STI Rose Jointed Trailing and Lateral links STI Front and Rear Strut Braces Brakes - Front KSport 8 Pots 330mm Grooved / Vented Discs Ferodo DS2500 Pads Braided Hoses Brakes – Rear KSport 6 Pots with 330mm Grooved / Vented Discs Ferodo DS2500 Pads Braided Hoses Wheels & Tyres Subaru 17" Wheels with Standard Tyres Rota 17" White GRA Wheels with Toyo Proxes R888 Tyres Rota 17" White GRA Wheels with Racing Slick Tyres Rota Ultra-Lightweight (16g) Forged Wheel Nuts 17" Dunlop SP Sport Tyres (Wets) Interior Stack Rev Counter and Boost Gauge Greddy Oil Pressure / Oil Temperature / Water Temperature Gauges ULTRA Speed Meter with Shift Light Modified Through Dash 6 – Point Roll Cage Recaro Professional Seats mounted on Sliding Seat Mounts OMP Kubic Steering Wheel TRS 3" 5 Point Quick Release Harnesses May also consider selling my Trailer

This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to my mates wife. Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics. Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened. 5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove. 7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it. 9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the House wares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were. 10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme. 11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practiced the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels. 12. December 18: Hid in a clothing! rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!' 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.' And; last, but not least: 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'

A BIG thanks to Simon (Jolly Green Monster) for connecting up my newly fitted Apexi AVCR and remapping my Simtek. It's the 1st time I have had car sickness when driving. It did feel quick though. Looking forward to Brands Hatch next Friday for the ultimate test.

On Track 1. deani_age Spectator 1.

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Thanks to Deano666 for servicing the RA, replacing the leaking Power Steering Pipe and fluid, fitting the AVCR, and fitting the anodised Crank Pulley. Also for carrying out a pre MOT check, sorting out my tyre pressues, and fixing my horn (well that of the car anyway).

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please." He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "No, she can order for herself." My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." I replied "Your eyesight's just about perfect." I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light with the £10.00 I gave her for Xmas Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream. My wife asked me if a certain dress made her behind look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

Especially for those running +600 BHP

I'll let you know when I get back on the road (Insured, MOT'd and Taxed). Hopefully within the next week or two, then I need to book JGM to install the AVCR and remap it. Just looking forward to following Skullfudge round Brands in Feb (for a lap or two).

Gearbox... Propshaft... Linkage... Oil....Gear Knob.... Patience and lots of tea and coffee... Did not need rear diff as mine already 3.9?

I only know because they told me

You need to look at the thread title for a clue. Cusco Twin Plate Clutch, Transmission Code, Gearbox Installation, and one of numerous mods that had to be done to make the exhaust fit (6 speed gearbox wider than 5 speed). I thought everyone would know that.

So did I

A big thanks to all at Zen performance (Paul, Richard and Tim) for the 6 speed gearbox conversion carried out on 22.01.09. Special thanks to Liz for the Tea.

I have a brand new set (4) of Greddy L-9 Spark Plugs (Part Number 13000169) which I bought in error. These are for the 2.5 Litre engine, not a converted 2 Litre. They retail at about £70, I am looking for £50.00.

I'D USE A HAMMER AND CHISEL

Whilst buying a winch for my Trailer today, I was asked what the difference was between a WRX and an STI. They had a customer that wanted to have a towbar fitted to his JDM MY97 STI. What is the world coming to? If it's for a caravan, the world as we know it has ended.

Not at all! I have just re-checked the label, and it says XL Muscular Fit