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  1. what car / track you been practicing on? I like the FZ-GTR 498bhp/ton mmmmhh
  2. << You too could be driving this thing of beauty >> nice car! did you do the skin? any more
  3. top game ! what user names are you'se using in S2? im turbo dad
  4. << you can buy a caliper repair kit from nobles and overhaul the caliper yourself i done mine a few weeks ago was 18 quid odd with me discount .cheers gordy >> whats involved in the repair? whats in the kit , new seals?
  5. was this a one incident or was it typical of the driving style at the RS days? i was going to go aswell... gutted for the owner, hope no one was hurt
  6. << Thanks jcscoob for your place but .I want to watch maybe next time when droplinks are fitted ....dipsy >> why do you need droplinks for rolling road or am i missing something??
  7. whats this all about then?
  8. i was told by the tyre guys at knockhill (wheels around) that i was best to run 40 psi on the left tyres and 30 psi on the right as it is mostly right hand corners .it seemed to work. keep checking them everytime you come into the pits
  9. gordy have you got a fetish?
  10. this thread is no good without a movie show us how smooth you action is
  11. my favourite is HIGHLANDS REGION question 5 SCOTLAND DRAFT HIGHER GRADE MODERN MATHEMATICS PAPER 2005 HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL GLASGOW REGION Name........................................... Nickname...................................... Gangname.................................... 1. Shuggie has bought half a kilo of cocaine for large. He wants to make 300% on the deal and still pay Mad Malky his 10% protection money. How much must he charge for a gram? 2. Wee Davie reckons he'll get £42.50 extra Marriage Allowance a week if he ties the knot with Fat Alice. Even if he steals the ring, the wedding will cost him £587. And he'll have to start buying two fish suppers every night instead of one. How long will it be before Davie wishes he'd stayed single? 3. When Rangers play Celtic, their fans sing The Sash every 10 minutes when they're winning and every 15 minutes when they're losing. How many times did they sing it at last season's Cup Final? 4. Joey and Davie stole a 1999 green Toyota 1600GL with 35,000 on the clock - and got a grand for it. How much more would they have got if it had been metallic silver, done 29,000 miles and had low profile tyres? 5. Jake the Flake and Fingers got grassed up for dealing speed. The Flake got 18 months but Fingers got 3 years. How many more previous convictions did Fingers have? EXTRA CREDIT: Who was Fingers' Brief? EDINBURGH / BORDERS REGION Name.......................................... Rugby Club.................................. Daddy's Company......................... 1. Gavin has a spare ticket for Julian Clary at The FestivalFringe. But Benji and Adrian BOTH want to go with him. How long does he cry before giving them the tickets? 2. Half of Peter's friends say that they went to school with Ewan McGregor. Another third say they were Gordon Brown's flat mate at University. A sixth say that their dad played rugby with Tony Blair's dad and the rest say Sean Connery was their milkman. Only one is telling the truth, so how many friends does Peter have? 3. Todd wants to be a lawyer, but is as thick as Edinburgh Castle. His daddy is a Freemason and a QC. How long before Todd becomes the Lord Advocate? 4. Tamsin's Personal Trainer charges £250 a week, but has sex with her whenever she wants it. Jasmin's Life Coach charges £50 a week but has refused all sexual advances. Which one of the women weighs 19 stone? 5. Princes Street is 2467 yards long. On average, there is someone begging for money every 195 yards. You walk at 3.1 miles an hour. How long will it take if you tell them all to sod off and work for a living? HIGHLANDS REGION Name.................................. Glen.................................... 1. After Hector's death, Archie has to pay Death Duty on Glenbogle. With 25,000 acres, Archie must pay £1.76 for the first 15,000 acres and 90p per acre for the remainder, including VAT. How many people actually give a toss? 2. An Afro-American called Zachary Obisanjo Kokobobo asks a Tartan Shop in Inverness if he has any Scottish Geneaology. How long does it take to flog him full Highland dress and matching kilts for his wife and 10 kids? 3. If an Aberdeen supporter laid every sheep in Grampian Region end to end, how many people would be surprised? 4. If you caught a Loch Ness Monster 115 feet long and each foot weighed 27lbs, how much money would you make by selling your exclusive story and pictures? 5. Sorry, question 5 has been delayed by heavy snowfall and will be here as soon as the Cockbridge - Tomintoul road re-opens in the spring!
  12. i suppose , will be nice to see what after decat 1. jasonb (Classic) 2. jcscoob (Classic) 3. gordon (R34 skyline) 4. lee (pulser) 5. lessels (Classic) 6. Higgy 02 (new age) 7. Dorikin - GT4 WRC 8. Scott P 9. baldyadonis (classic) 10. RS Grant (98 Classic) 11. Dave D (Classic) 12. iroc-si (Camaro) 13. ~ ~ Cal ~~ ( new age) 14. Andy.F (Sti5 type R or 03WRX depends if type R blows up or not at Scooby shootout ) 15. BriWRX (96 Classic) 16. sKunk (new age) 17. p3dro (classic wagon) 18. DRB5 (93 classic) 19. GrantyBoy (98 Type R with possible front mount) 20. Johnny50 (Honda) 21. Si's scoob 22. billyboy (98 Classic) 23. TheGza (new age) 24. AWD Pulsar (with NOS) 25. NON SIDC MEMBER (Sapphire Cosworth) 26 .Dad (classic)
  13. unless i can get my loud clicking noise fixed im going nowhere will update
  14. nae bother im heading up to see him on tuesday to ,em watch a laser diffuser be tested with the same laser gun the ******* use
  15. great info and independent reviews speed trap detectors speak to Al, very knowledgeable chap and, handy for the legal info too (used to be a lawyer) and they arrange fitting and testing Next day delivery Have a look at the cheetah radar detector for all round protection Can get them both from Al, tell him I sent ya
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