SpeedyRob

MSN Messenger has been playing up this evening. I was chatting to someone in there when they suddenly went offline and then emailed me to say they couldnt get back on. I seem to be online but none of my contacts are showing as online. That could be because they have all blocked me though and isn't necessarily indicative of an ongoing fault.

I think the answer to the question is best summed up in 4 words.. They are seriously quick.

Blimey you lot have owned a lot of cars! I passed my test in 1982 and have owned, ermmm, 6 cars.

<< Beckham buys one and takes it along to his next training session. "Here, boys, look at this," Beckham says proudly. "It's a Thermos flask." The lads are impressed. "And what have you got in it?" asks Roy Keane. >> Sorry to be pedantic McScooby but that's not possible. Beckham plays for Real Madrid and Keane plays for Man Utd.In international terms, Beckham plays for England and Keane used to play for Eire but I'm not sure if he still does after his bust up with the then manager at the last World Cup. So I don't think it would be possible for Beckham and Keane to have a discussion about a thermos flask at a training session since they play for different teams. Oh and good jokes mate!

Afternoon all. Must start getting up earlier.

<< Off out to give her a well earned clean and a good long run >> Good man. And afterwards why not find the time to wash your Scooby? And if I was you, I'd leave the new chip for this week. I wouldn't tempt fate this soon! But somehow I don't think you will be able to control yourself and I bet you'll be trying out that new chip before the end of the day. Hope it's all fine.

Yes good advice above but hopefully they have just spilt a bit of oil when filling it up and it has dribbled down to the bottom of the engine.

Ermmm, Try and find the screws holding it in place and then find the right screwdriver and tighten up the said screws. You might need one of those star shaped screwdrivers though because they are commonly used in the motor industry. Failing that give it a thump.

Yes cheers, sounds like good advice. It's a nice luxury to have a choice of motors but sooner or later they have to be serviced and insured etc. And that Rover is seriously damaging my love life. It's got about as much image as a Citroen Saxo.

<< My lips are sealed >> But I bet Sue's wouldn't be if you had your way.

Rock? All engines move a bit don't they. Mind you, could be cos your idle setting is a bit out. They rock more when the revs are too low don't they.

Gulp ............. Think I'd rather keep it for breeding ferrets in than selling it for a £100.

Spray your boot all over with that Febreze stuff or if that fails start smoking big cigars while you are driving. That will mask the whiff. I once had some milk spill in my boot. Took ages to get rid of the pong.

Why did the blondes helicopter crash? It was getting cold, so she turned off the fan. What's the advantage of going out with a blonde? You can park in handicapped zones. Did you hear about the blonde who never learned to waterski? She couldn't find a lake with a slope. What do you call a blond in a leather jacket? A rebel without a clue! A blonde is going to New York on a plane; How can you steal her window seat? Tell her all the seats going to New York are in the middle row. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished the jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box, it said "From 2-4 years." What did the blonde do with her arsehole in the morning? Packed his lunch and sent him to work. How can you tell which blonde is the waitress? She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil. A blonde goes to get her hair cut. The hair stylist cuts for about 30 minutes, hands the blonde a mirror and asks, "How do you like it?" The blonde says, "It's okay, but could you make it just a little longer on the back?" Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it. What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot.

I'm considering selling one of my cars but I'm not sure whats the best place to do it. Someone told me to stick it up on Ebay with some pics but I'm not sure how it all works really. It's an older car, (a 1991 J Plate Rover 214) but it's in very good nick with a genuine 32,000 miles, fsh and 5 months tax and 10 months MOT. It's been a handy reliable runabout but I just don't really have the space to keep it now. And obviously it's not worth a great deal because of its age and type. Believe it or not I've never sold a car privately before and I just wondered what the best way to go about it would be? I'd be interested to know if anyone has sold successfully through EBay or do you think I would be better sticking it in the paper or even putting it in an auction? Cheers

<< The question shouldm't be 'How much does a new cambelt cost', more 'How much would NOT changing it cost?' >> Yes quite right and the question we are then asking is how much is a new engine I guess.

I can never remember. Is Berwick just in England or just in Scotland?

Excellent! A thread for posting pics of cats. Here's 2 pics of my baby.

<< eh >> think he's referring to the colour of my stockings.

Nothing wrong with Travellodge. I booked one once for an illicit liaison with a young lady. It did the job. And so did she I'm pleased to say.

Nah, I wouldn't buy broadband from Tescos. Same as I wouldn't go to B&Q if I wanted a new suit and I wouldn't go to BT if I wanted a lawn mower. I prefer to deal with specialists although I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Tesco broadband. Just don't think I'd want an E-Mail addy with Tesco in it. Sounds a bit naff really.

LPG? No way, it ain't the same thing! You need to run your car on the real stuff if you want performance. It's a bit like low fat spreads. I won't buy them. I need the real thing to keep my cholestoral level up. Same with decaffeinated tea and coffee. No way Jose. Low tar fags. No thanks. And that pissy water lager. Give me a few tinnies of Special Brew of Tennants Extra anyday.

<< Yours in suspenders >> Good to find a fellow transvestite on the board. I'm in my black seamed fishnets this evening. I find stockings are much healthier than tights.

i thought there had to be some sign up somewhere informing that clamping was in operation before they could clamp you. And then of course only if you are parked on land belonging to someone else. (post unhijacked)

No CatWoman, I'm sorry to disappoint but I wasnt in Lower Beeding this morning. Today I have been in the Seaford and Eastbourne areas only so far. Yesterday in Eastbourne I saw a black Scooby with a plate that spelt Scooby starting S200 I think. Was that you CatWoman?