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Do you commute via a car - NOPE Do you take your Scooby - NOPE How many miles do you commute to work - 3000 ish How long does it take you - 18 hours with overnight stop Do you ever take a long way home - ONLY ONE WAY HOME AS THE CROW FLIES

That is until you get passengered in or drive an STI []

Welcome, i am sure you will see plenty of scoobies running around. I am currently having a break in Iowa, think i have seen about 5 scoobies here so far..........not alot at all. enjoy your holiday, Andy

A glasgow woman from the west end was staying in a hotel in edinburgh, she called down to the front desk and asked for some pepper. "Certainly madam, black pepper or white pepper?" asked the concierge. " TOILET PEPPER, YA BAM!" yelled the woman.

At a court case at Glasgow Sheriff Court one of the witnesses was German, it soon became apparent that he could speak very little English. The clerk in exasperation asked the gallery if there was anyone who could speak German and translate for the court, a wee glesga punter in the galleries stood up and said "aye m'lord, bob's yer uncle i learnt German during the war" He was motioned forward and told to ask the witness his name, he strolled to the front of the court, cleared his throat and bawled....................."VOT IS YER NAME... EH!" He was subsequently fined for contempt!! []

BEST - Picking up my STI in 2004. Listening to and implementing advice from Mr F. WORST - Not having my car on the road for the past 5 months FUNNIEST - May Run 2005 - Myself, Gummy and Wilky making some serious progress in the wet whilst leading a stretched out convoy. We got ourselves that far ahead that it came to the point we had to pull over and stop before one of us visited the lovely scenery, we all got out and stood about puffing on Regals finest, shaking from the adrenalin and giggling like kids at our antics whilst agreeing that we need to screw the nut as the conditions were getting rather bad. Smokes were dispatched, we mounted up and proceeded to totally disregard everything we just agreed on in the space of about 100m.

Ditch the ABS []

St3ph3n, this is a great example of sarcasm..........tis very funny too!! []

Bandwagoning is a part of life, you will always get it. Like you say you expected ribbing etc so you just gotta take the non applicable reasons / p1ss taking on the chin. Joke??........c'mon, i could guarantee the majority of people who read that will think you have the hump. Another fact of life that the position you are in you will be scrutinised more than most when comments like that "slip" from your keyboard. Go on you can tell me........you had a little bit of a monk on didn't you??? [] It has nothing to do with face fitting, has everything to do with probably being the wrong sort of topic that not many people have an interest in. You never know til you throw it out there but you gotta like you say expect the rough with the smoothe. []

Good deal..........nice one!

Appearing in Jap mags is a good idea but not to be labelled as Green welly, johdpur wearing dipsh1ts. And as for the second comment, do you really think that is a consructive comment from what is supposed to be a self proclaimed "moderator". From what has been raised in this thread, points FOR and AGAINST, maybe you should take a step back if you cannot handle it when the downsides/ disagreements are brought up. Not everyone is going to massage your ego by saying what a great idea and what a super person you are for thinking of it. Aaaaahhh.........i love a good ole fashioned democracy!!! []

Its like having paedo-day at Disney! That's just not going to fly I'm afraid! Pmsl.............good point, well presented!!!

HAHAHAHA hahahahahaha.........class!!![]

I can just see the publicity, SIDC Member "Yes, well we are doing this tree humping thingy cos alot of us drive de-catted cars which is causing pollution blah blah blah blah snore" Mr Media Person " ooohhh, so alot of you are infact breaking the law and felt guilty about it, i do not think this token effort really cuts the mustard" Mr Copper (Upon getting wind of said tree hugging actions) "Ho ho ho.........wait til i get on the roads, every scooby is gonna get pulled" Also, why do you think SIDC needs more power to do charity work?? From what i have seen the fundraising abilities speak for themselves. Boost Member numbers?.........what are the flyers/ club stand at events for?? Better deals?.........do we not get damn good deals as it is, i somehow do not think that the deals we already get were due to the fund raising the club does but more to do with the hard work of individuals who take time to negotiate/ talk with establishments i.e Aberdeen area with T+C and all the work Phil does. P.S - I would rather use that 1 or 5 quid for the life giving V-Power. Cheerio []

What next??........... "save a horse and ride a cowboy" [8-)]

You don't need trees to make good, exciting off road rally courses! that is like saying you need hedges to make winding roads for tarmac rallies [*-)]

Hahahaha........Mcflapps are not good to put up but naked mens bums are. [8-)] Now we know what "camp" the moderating fools are in. Bent as a 2 bob note

Selling the car, buying a hybrid - OK - but getting a job at the Beechgrove Garden - that's too drastic!! [] You reckon??.......hhmmmmm, what about getting the hybrid then moving in at the Faslane peace camp.......all hippies together!!!! Infact Brian you could go along with your guitar and give some musical undertones for when they sit about singing "Ging Gang Goolie" []

I like the bumper sticker "taxi car" now if that heap of sh1t arrived to pick me up i know what i would do..................walk!!!!

Am with you Ac!d. Also trees hide nasties i.e They harbour birds that sh1t all over your car when you wash it. Wild animals jump out from behind them in some strange suicide ritual when you are making progress on B roads. Hippies live in them and bleat on about " they live man, they have feelings" St3ph3n, if you are that upset about the poor trees why don't you do your bit by selling your car, buying a hybrid and apply for a job on The Beachgrove Garden. TA TA []

Now that is more your style Brian...........good choice!!

Welcome. how is the optimax up there..........bit scarce???

FFS!!.................i take it after you plant them you will also be hugging them. Will the club change from SIDC to SIFD (Subaru Impreza Forestry Division)

Myself and Grunt poured over the one with my model in it to find out just what it had as standard. even though w could not understand the hyroglyphics the pics said it all. Good publications!!.........far better than the usual max power p1sh you get in the uk.

looks very like the TSL Firestorm i used to have on my classic.