<< The bits in the bin are now replaced by the shiney's!!!!!!
Wednesday is going to be like Clarke Kent turning in to superman
THE SWIGG...... >>
or .......
like swigi turning into someone normal
whats yer fav polishing tunes??
i just spent about 4 hours in garage with ..
the darkness, meatloaf and metallica. anything with a good livley beat.
and before ya say it they were on cd not live it aint that big a garage.
cheers del incase ya did not notice i am loving me new mota
grant mate to much info cheers
the world needs chavs chaps think about it think of the pleasure you get screeeeeming away from chavs in there 1.2 novas at the lights or on the back roads.......
man gets pulled by the cops .
young copper(yc): right sir before i do ya for speeding a few details... occupation.?
driver(d) : anal stretcher officer.
yc: what?
d: anal stretcher!
yc: how do you do that sir???
d: well i get 2 fingers from each hand insert them in an arsehole and pull it till its at least 6ft wide!
yc: and what then sir when its stretched?????
d: then i give it a skipped hat and a car with flashing blue lights....................
you left yer hair gel in my garage the other night (brasso)
might drop it of for you on way to Knockhill the morra incase you have a hot date on sat night.