I own a graphic design studio just outside of Coventry and among other things we offer a printing service for clients own designed artwork.
Somebody has just called up and spoke to one of our staff and the conversation went like this:
Client: I have a job for you
Us: Can you get it to us via disk or email
Client: I am rubbish with computers I don't know how to save
Us: Unfortuanately we can only print from print ready artwork on disk or via email
Client: Oh forget it then, you are obviously no good at what you do
He then hangs up!
So we thought no more about this untill 5 minutes ago when the guy turns up with his computer system in the boot of his car expecting us to link it up to our computers so we can print his job for him.
My lip must be blue the amount of 'biting my lip' I had to do, I had to leave the room and a have a good laugh before going back in and explaing why we could't "just plug his computer in and print the job", the weird thing is this guy thought we would have no problems at all compromising our network so we could link his computer in.
Needless to say the client is still unhappy but has made my day and week.