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Wilky!. This is Subaru World Rally not Nuremburg rally!

I can't afford haircuts as I have to save up for a spray tan apparantly.

I am sure they are adequate for kicking your diminutive backside! Bit of Gathering envy there Dunk?

..and your point is?

Guess what happened to me on Monday in a Lancaster car park? Bloody thing then fell off on the M74

waheyyy! I made the news in England. Spot the legs behind David Lapworths left.

Oh you don't want my thoughts on the OF! Get yourself down to Lanark for the off Chris. You won't regret being there but you WILL regret NOT being there.

Self micturation device anyone?

Good to hear you are still around Chris. I know you for the shy, sweet and well mannered chap that you really are and not the extrovert goat botherer that you purport to be. Going to get a lift for the weekend?

Ahh Ninian South. I have many happy memories of that place from 1990. used to be very nice with great food and excellent facilities. It was Chevron then though.

Oh Oh Callum. John's gonna get you on his database!

Thats an electrical problem if I ever heard one. Did every electrical system shut down?

Well done Callum! So when will I get the opporchancity to call you a bawbag to your face offshore? Pm me details mate.

Bugger!. We need to keep drilling more wells to keep me in a job! If the price keeps falling.....

Nobody get lost? Not looking at any white Subarus in particular.

Blimey thats the scabby old purple 32GTR that sits outside my window! Chavtastic! There had better not have been any "models" sitting on it or they would have been chased by the owner.

Easy Hoss. Thats the gig man. Try not to take it too hard. Was that you I saw on the A92 on the way to the Gilvenbank last first thursday of the month?

Hey Welsho.... Can you get me some stickers to make a standard 270 look like that?

Mrs Z uses mine every day or is that hers?..............

Figured you would go for a wee thrill but be warned they can bite! I saw one last night in a ditch off the A92 just south of the Tay bridge.

Get a power pack. About £40 from Halfrauds or any motor factor. Can charge from the mains or even the cig lighter output so you can charge it when on the move. Very handy thing to have about. Does bump starting not knacker cats? Here's a good price power pack

When do you plan on doing this and do you need any tools. I am in Windygates

With the upcoming memorial run imminent I thought I would take a look at this old thread. It still puts a lump in my throat.

That Evo was a tarmac rally car and it blew up on the Jim Clark rally, grinding to a halt where I was marshalling. The funny bit was when it spat in the eye of the mechanic out of the dipstick tube when the driver tried to restart. "**** it" he said "its ****ing ****ed" as he wiped his eyes of synthetic oil. Blown piston was his diagnosis. I felt the pain as I have been that driver