Number 1
A Girl is standing @ the gates of HEAVEN, when she hears a Horrible scream coming from inside.
She ask's St Peter what is it, " thats the sound of Angels getting the holes drilled in their backs for the Wings & Halo's"
She say's "i think id rather go to HELL" St Peter replies " in Hell u will be rapped & Buggered"
She replies "yeah but i already have holes for that!"
Number 2
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills f****,
Jack got a shock & a mouthful of c***,
Cause Jill's a pre-op tranny!!!!