Come on now!
<picture>This is where I would have inserted a picture from Centralia, Pennsylvania, a small town in Coal Country. Doomed, a rutted wasteland of gaping holes and toxic fumes from an underground mine fire, this town resembles more of the Gates of Hell than a residential area. Unfortunately for me, Windows 7 deleted it's startup software and these pictures are hidden in the back corner of my useless harddrive.</picture>