OK, so a personal hatred of mine and I know that there's a few folks that say 'buy a new car, expect the dents' but I've had my share of old sh!tters and never once dinged the door of another car... ...and believe me, some of them weren't even worth the cost of a touch up pen.
Anyway, parked in tesco's the other week, way out the way of anyone...
....no other cards nearby....
....not even a pushbike...
....came out and guess what: