compo71

Pick it up on Thursday.......................

Its the older one! It was dyno tested at 363 bhp....... :icon_rendeer: And heres my car....

Well that was intresting, to say the least.... Went for a 5 mile drive, its just plain mental, floored it in 2nd and spun all 4 wheels! Its just so fast, it has so much torque and its there nearly all of the time. Now for the tough bit, trying convince my mrs to let me part with 10k, they will give me 6k for mine! I want it sooooo much, it made me smile like a 3 year old in a sweet shop. :icon_rendeer: http://www.litchfieldimports.co.uk/images/...rge/japper5.jpg

Big Day tomorrow............. Test driving the "25" tomorrow, dont really know what to expect. Will report back asap.

http://www.break.com/index/forklift-flips-maserati.html

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=U3WCLh_F1P0

Thats with A-Plan in Newbury!

What a shock, it was only 20 quid more than my 1995 WRX! Fully comp and protected on a MY96 WRX STI V3 (standard)! Only £596.62 (i know its still a fair bit) Was expecting it to be around £850 quid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5bgZZTB8WU&feature=bz301 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5s5f7Pf8vg...ted&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuqekGCNkNc...ted&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqgnNMYGONg...ted&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkRNCyqf-uw...ted&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yj-8V1-pcE...ted&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yj-8V1-pcE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bryytVg0dBU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoDbyaVF_qo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSCzcZcWTHc

*****Warning***** this video might upset a few people!! People falling over and off things and into things.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5bgZZTB8WU&feature=bz301

Nice 1 parker.............

Its going to be so funny parking up at Tesco's, parking up in the parent kiddy bit in my STI and two little sprogs get out, the look on people's faces is just great

Compo jnr part 2 arrived today! Mum and baby William just perfect!

Doing 70 ish along the 419 and bang, what the f**k was that!! Water and steam and antifreeze everywhere! Coming out of the vent, grill, light clusters! What a green mess, all over the car! Opened bonnet, top hose totally split from one end to the other! Oh f**k i thought! Call dad (he is a mechanic)! Tells me 2 get some hot water, just talk nicely to the locals etc. Take off rad cap, fill up, check temp and drive very slowly! Made it to my dads house, temp never went up much! Dad made temp repair to check head gasket was ok and it is. Getting a new hose 2morrow. GOD THAT WAS CLOSE..........

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgo...est/6997134.stm

* SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person. * SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking (big hairy pair). * BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. * SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and Then leaves. * ASSMOSIS. The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard. * SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die. * CUBE FARM. An office filled with cubicles. * PRAIRIE DOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.) * SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business". * SINBAD. Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate. * AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'. * PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again. * ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" - needless paperwork and processes. * GOING FOR A (poo poo). Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a (poo poo) with Lies. * 404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found" meaning that the requested document could not be located. * AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. * OH - NO SECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just Made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all'). * GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare. * JOHNNY-NO-STARS. A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training. * MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from The outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing. * MONKEY BATH. A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!". * MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. * MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10 Pinter in your bed instead. * BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise At 3:00am. * BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from. * BREAKING THE SEAL. Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. * TART FUEL. Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women. * PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's Got 4 buttocks.

What do u guys reckon. For me it has to be the Aston Martin DB-4 Zagato!

http://www.letstorquebhp.com/4wd.asp

http://www.break.com/index/drunken_homeles...faceplants.html

Get up at 7!!! Play with my boy and do the Cbeebies thing all morning! Drive to Corby (not in the scoob) to do the family thing! Moan cuz i cant listen to 5 Live (Swinon fan etc). Be nice at the local club, cuz most of them cant even count or speak properly......... freaks! Stay the night, get fed get drunk Drive home in the Audi (dull dull dull)! Mum has my little boy.............................. Mark goes to the Merlin and drinks beer! Great!

Sorry Ed! I didnt realise that u were going through chemo, maybe i should read the forums rather than reading what i want to read! I just want to say that it was good to meet u and your good lady at the last meet and hopefully u really can have one of these one day! Im glad 4 u that it seems to be at an end! See you soon! Mark.

Its getting close to the big day, but i will try! 1. Ed / SP 2. Shell 3. Mark STI 4. Bailey73 5. Compo

Tut tut tut..................... my little boy aged 1 week!

I'll run that by later................ i dont think[]