A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a
barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to
the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?" The bar immediately
falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair -- giving that you are
blind -- that you should know five things:
"1 - The bartender is a blond girl.
"2 - The bouncer is a blond girl.
"3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 160 pound blond woman with a black belt in
karate.
"4 - The woman sitting next to me is blond and is a professional
weightlifter.
"5 - The lady to your right is a blond and is a professional wrestler.
"Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
"Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."