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topher

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  1. Cheers for info guys , just saved me £400 + as wheels i was looking at had 225s on so would have needed changing Thanks again Chris
  2. hello all. Just a quick question , will 2002 bug eye wheels fit a 2000 classic ? Cheers
  3. thanks for info guys , i can stop looking now then and save some money Cheers Chris
  4. Hi all, just want to know what make of dampers anyone would recommend to go with eibach springs for road use, any help would be much appreciated Cheers Chris
  5. A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair -- giving that you are blind -- that you should know five things: "1 - The bartender is a blond girl. "2 - The bouncer is a blond girl. "3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 160 pound blond woman with a black belt in karate. "4 - The woman sitting next to me is blond and is a professional weightlifter. "5 - The lady to your right is a blond and is a professional wrestler. "Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
  6. key pads for the classics r in the glove box , well mine is anyway !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. first let me appologise to all the ladies that read this , i am only passing it on , honest !!!!!!! A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: > >> > >> "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM > >> machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their > >> vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts." > >> "After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender." > >> > >> MALE PROCEDURE: > >> 1. Drive up to the cash machine. > >> 2. Put down your car window. > >> 3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN. > >> 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. > >> 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt. > >> 6. Put window up. > >> 7. Drive off. > >> ********************************************** > >> FEMALE PROCEDURE: > >> Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!! > >> 1. Drive up to cash machine. > >> 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine. > >> 3. Set parking brake, put the window down > >> 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card > >> 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up. > >> 6. Attempt to insert card into machine. > >> 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car. > >> 8. Insert card. > >> 9. Re-insert card the right way. > >> 10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page. > >> 11. Enter PIN. > >> 12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN. > >> 13. Enter amount of cash required. > >> 14. Check makeup in rear view mirror. > >> 15. Retrieve cash and receipt. > >> 16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside. > >> 17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook. > >> 18. Re-check makeup. > >> 19. Drive forward 2 feet. > >> 20. Reverse back to cash machine. > >> 21. Retrieve card. > >> 22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided! > >> 23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you. > >> 24. Restart stalled engine and pull off. > >> 25. Redial person on cell phone. > >> 26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles. > >> 27. Release Parking Brake.
  8. . Granby 2. Pele ( not sure what car this month lol) 3. eurika 4. dazzler (i shall attempt to be there if not at work) 5. wedmonds 6. gurnars (maybe going to japfest the following day, so might not be able to stay long) 7. Pants 8. scooby hoo? 9. carl0s ( i'm working days but i will try and make it ) 10. Yogi- and Terri 11. Dunks 12. Shiralee 13. hermiewrx 14. SCOOBYTOO 15. Daniel 16 Topher ( formerly scooby newbie )
  9. hello again , decided to lose the scooby newbie tag , am now Topher , cheers
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