Parking Ticket!

[monkip1]

The other day I went into town to shop at Woolworth's.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a traffic warden writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" 

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres. So I called him a ****head.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 5 minutes. The more I abused him, the more he wrote. Personally, I didn't care.

I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age!

[Louise_Rat]

lmfao quality

[scooby princess]

Quality!

[monkip1]

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[kevlorn]

yep i  like that lol lol

[monkip1]

I think there should be a jokes thread [] How much fun would that be?

[scooby princess]

I have to say that with all the posting we may need to look at having some sub areas! (Please boss!)

[kevlorn]

may be a good idea if it possible

[edmondo]

well the Scots area has it as well as the Cads and we are quickly catching up

[kevlorn]

so many threads on here, and they all vary, technical,jokes,muppets and general stuff always forget which thread someone has posted a good question in..

[edmondo]

yep - getting a bit all ove rthe place now