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A son asks his Dad,  "What's the difference between theoretically and realistically?"

 

Dad says "that's hard but I have an idea. Ask Mum if she'll sleep with the milkman for 1 million quid".

 

Mum says "Yes".

 

Dad says "now ask your sister if she'll sleep with the coal man for 2 million quid".

 

Sister says "Yes".

 

"Well there you go Son, that's your answer. Theoretically we're sitting on 3 million quid but realistically we're living with 2 slags".

 

 

 

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