German Motoring Translations

[ROAR]

1. Die BlinkenLeiten Tickentocken = Signal Indicators

2. Pullknob und KnuckleChoppen = Auto Hood ( Bonnet)

3. Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben = Exhaust

4. Das Kulink mit Schlippenundshaken = Clutch

5. Der Phlatt mit Bloody fukken = Puncture

6. Der Twatten mit Elplatz = Learner driver

7. Das Bagsaroomfurshagginkin = Estate car

8. Der Flippenflappenschitspreader = Windshield wipers

9. Der Klunkenklinkenfrauleinstrappen = Seat belt

10. Das Buch fur Aresewipen = Highway code

11. Die Dippenuntdazzel Eiblinden = Headlights

12. Der Pedalpuschinpilloken = Cyclist

13. Der Fukkengratentrucken = Truck

14. Der Bananwaltzen = Skid

15. Dast Fukkennearenschitzenselfen = Near accident

16. Das WindMuhlPuscher Schlipper - fan belt.

17. Das Kostlijus Fur Getting der Mucken offen der handz - petrol

18. Das stupidkowmitsinglekinder = SUV (on school run)

19. Das Piepenowerdiestieringviel - any Rover driven by over-65s.

20. Der Flattibitonzepuffenpuffentracken - Level Crossing

[Guest leebo77]

FPMSL []

[The Guru]

ENGLISH TO CHINESE!

That's not right = SUM TING WONG

ARE YOU HARBOURING A FUGITIVE = HU YU HAI DING

SEE ME ASAP = KUM HIA NAO

THERE GOES STUPID MAN = DUM DUM WAI KING

SMALL HORSE = TAI NI PO NI

DID YOU GO TO THE BEACH = WAI YU SO TAN

I BUMPED INTO A COFFEE TABLE = AI BANG MAI NI

I THINK YOU NEED A FACE LIFT = CHIN TU FAT

IT'S VERY DARK IN HERE = WAO SO DIM

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET = WAI YU MUN CHING

THIS IS A TOW AWAY ZONE = NO PAH KING

OUR MEETING IS NEXT WEEK = WAI YU KUM NAO

STAYING OUT OF SIGHT = LEI YING LO

HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTOMOBILE = WA SHING KA

YOUR BODY ODOUR IS OFFENSIVE = YU STING KI PU

GREAT = SU PAH

YOUR PRICE IS TOO HIGH = NO BAI DAM TING

HAS YOUR BUS BEEN DELAYED = HAO LONG WEI TING

UNAUTHORIZED EXECUTION = LIN CHING

DON'T YOU KNOW THE SONG = WAI YU SING DUM

YOU ARE NOT VERY BRIGHT = YU SO DIM

I GOT THIS FOR FREE = AI NO PEI

I AM NOT GUILTY = WAI HANG MI

STAY A WHILE LONGER = WAI GO NAI

THEY HAVE ARRIVED = HIA DEI KUM

PHEW THIS STINKS = HU FLUNG DUNG

 

 

 

[daniel]

PMSL I've just used some of my newly learnt chinese down at the local take away, I'm now off to the indian []

[baser999]

PMSL I've just used some of my newly learnt chinese down at the local take away, I'm now off to the indian []

Vegetarians - Wai No Pets

[dazzlers82]

pmsl u not upsettin the local chinese dan are you?

[daniel]

I didn't think I was, well it's all chinese to me [*-)]