Its the way i tell em

[mick_weatherill]

 

> >
> >
> >
> > Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and
>pass
>a
> > flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers.
> >
> >
> >
> > The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers
> > again."
> >
> >
> >
> > The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting
> > flowers from your boyfriend?"
> >
> >
> >
> > The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has
>expectations
> > after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next
>three
> > days on my back with my legs in the air."
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > The blonde says: ........"Don't you have a vase?"

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[Baz69birds]

Very GOOD []

[markie]

fpmsl[]

[Dalthegooner]

PMSL []

[rossyboywrx]

ha ha ha nice one

[Guest leebo77]

LOL. Like it.

[baser999]

 

............and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.

 

sounds like a bird that used to work at our place lol