Saturday funny

[glen_miller]

A young man was wandering, lost, in a forest when he came upon a small house.

Knocking on the door he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a

long, gray beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the

night?"

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so

much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three

worst Chinese tortures known to man."

"OK," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as

well, and entered the house. Before dinner the daughter came down the

stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic figure. She was

obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn't keep her eyes off

him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her

and went up to bed alone. But during the night he could bear it no

longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. He was careful

to keep everything

quiet so the old man wouldn't hear and, near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a

large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture

1: Large rock on chest." "Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If

that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry

about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw

the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read

"Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced

down and saw the line that was already getting close to taut. Figuring

that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of

the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large

sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied

to bedpost."

[granby]

Ouch lol

[Guest leebo77]

LOL

[Baz69birds]

Made the WIFE Laugh

[darryl_martin]

PMSL Quality!!

[yogi-]

Made my eyes water did that [:'(]

[Dalthegooner]

PMSL [] Good one.