glen_miller Posted March 3, 2007 Posted March 3, 2007 After adding a gem off a comment from my daughter(see 'have you been spotted?') I thought it would make for a great and amusing thread! Lets face it,10% of the time we want to strangle our kids(of course we don't!),but 90% of the time they have us crying with laughter! So,post the mental things your little bundles of joy say,i can't think of a better way of brightening up the day?[]
mick_weatherill Posted March 3, 2007 Posted March 3, 2007 My boy said to me goo ga gag ga Then again hes only 11 months and 3 weeks old [] Blimey a year old next fri .. Where did that year go ... Now thats mental []
Baz69birds Posted March 3, 2007 Posted March 3, 2007 Joshua = " i cant belive i have to go to school today, But thats life" Harry = aarrrrrrrrr & points,
baser999 Posted March 3, 2007 Posted March 3, 2007 Mine still say "can you lend me some money" and they're aged 16 up to 24 lol . It's the word 'lend' they still seem to have trouble with ........... bless
Guest leebo77 Posted March 3, 2007 Posted March 3, 2007 they're aged 16 up to 24 lol . You don't look old enough mate.
baser999 Posted March 3, 2007 Posted March 3, 2007 they're aged 16 up to 24 lol . You don't look old enough mate. £5 coming your way .................... you'll have to wait til Monday though as thats pension day lol
markie Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 they're aged 16 up to 24 lol . You don't look old enough mate. That confirms it you surely need glasses[]
markie Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 When asking the kids what they wanted to eat, Shane inocently asked for a conf-ucky fried chicken[] laugh i nearly bought a round[]
Baz69birds Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 When asking the kids what they wanted to eat, Shane inocently asked for a conf-ucky fried chicken[] laugh i nearly bought a round[] & the Special word of the day. NEARLY
baser999 Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 When asking the kids what they wanted to eat, Shane inocently asked for a conf-ucky fried chicken[] laugh i nearly bought a round[] & the Special word of the day. NEARLY Very good Baz......perhaps we should re-name the thread "some mental things that Markie says" lol
glen_miller Posted March 4, 2007 Author Posted March 4, 2007 A while ago my daughter asked a black fella in a shop,"do you taste of chocolate?" I nearly choked! The fella cracked up and explained that he didn't taste of chocolate!(phew!)
Pele Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 Jake when he was about 3, sees a man with a rather round tummy and asks in his loudest voice ' mummy is that a pregnant man? ' there are times when you just wish the ground would open up....
Mrs Lee Posted March 4, 2007 Posted March 4, 2007 I was in a bike shop a few years ago and a big burley 'Hell's Angel' came in. He took his helmet off to reveal locks of long white hair and a long white beard. My then 3 year old son said, rather loudly 'Mum, Father Christmas has got a motorbike too!!!!' We made a hasty retreat after that![:$]
Baz69birds Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 o.k ready... Joshua last year.. "why is it when you put my nappy pants (night nappies) on my WI11Y gets all HARD" i said!!!!! "mine does when i go to bed, its a MAN thing"
shiralee Posted March 5, 2007 Posted March 5, 2007 A friend and I were discussing the whole Big brother racist thing and my friend said "jade has been threatened to have her windows done! My son replied "oh is she having new double glazing?"[] We were in the dentist at the time..even the receptionist was laughing!![]
glen_miller Posted March 8, 2007 Author Posted March 8, 2007 According to my daughter my mother-in-law is too small too be a Lady![]
rossyboywrx Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 According to my daughter my mother-in-law is too small too be a Lady![] fpmsl
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