A girl from Plymouth

[RedNick]

A young blonde woman in Plymouth was so depressed that she decided to

end

her life by throwing herself from the Tamar Bridge.

She went down to the bridge and was about to leap into the frigid

water

when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the

bridge, crying.

He took pity on her and said,

"Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off to America in the

morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take

good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,

"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a

fresh start in America would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.

From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a Piece

of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by

the captain.

"What are you doing here?" the captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors, who's stowed me away"

She explained,

"I get food and free passage to America, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said. "this is the Torpoint Ferry."

[Louise_Rat]

pmslmfao excellent mate

[scooby princess]

  

[Louise_Rat]

ben is phsl at that one , luv it