Alan-G Posted January 12, 2007 Posted January 12, 2007 In Airdrie today sitting at traffic lights, A taxi stops on the corner - illegally, and this Chavette behind him can't wait for him to move off and swings around him. I'm thinking - this is close, this is very close - YOUR TO F****** CLOSE (then a bump and she's off !) As she passed me window I start mouthing STOP you - well you know the rest of the expletives (not that the words STUPID BINT ever crossed my lips) But she did stop ! and Fab 1 (Jen me missus) was reaching for the pen and pad kept in the car. Rolling down her window, the Chavette says "Did I hit you ?" Knowing I'm onto Chavland territory here , I said, lets look at the damage and stuff like - "did you not feel your car hitting mine."and "do you have a bump at every corner - which she sniggered at !) So, onto inspecting the damage, She climbs out her Peaugot 202 or summit. She is about 13 , clutching the standard issue mandatory mobile phone (staring at it as we walk to my car) and with more make up on her coupon like no mans business. Well unless your a builder. Damage : Chavette 0 , My scooby 1. Ok it was a small 1 being just a scrape, but still a p!$$er. Says Chav : A cannae see any dents (no, cause its raining and it's a scrape you dopey heffer). Now down to claiming insurance 'cos the cars gettin' fixed. I have to pay the garage (probably Gav - scoobyseller555) £350 excess then my insurance company has to sue her insurance company to re-claim. Man what a freakin' mess already. Why could she not just have waited ! Rant over. 2nd bump was into St3ph3n ! ! of all people. Thankfully we were just where scoobies tend to be (at the petrol station) and no women were involved. ie. no bumps - just a quick natter. Good seeing you again St3ph3n.
paulc555 Posted January 12, 2007 Posted January 12, 2007 sorry to hear that Alan...the daft cow wasnt on the phone at the time was she???? how bad is the scratch...has it gone down through to the primer coat or not??
scoobyiain Posted January 12, 2007 Posted January 12, 2007 I have never laughed at a thread someone posts up about getting a bump in thier car but had to giggle at this one. Not because of your misfortune but the way you described the girl, so bloody funny and true about the make up, mobile phone etc. Anyway hope you get it sorted soon buddy and the chav's insurance pays up.
Alan-G Posted January 13, 2007 Author Posted January 13, 2007 Chavettes mentality history : http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/mr...ts-chavs-p1.php Full dress code for this "driver" was - the Jeans very lowely suspended to show off her belly button and McDonalds Ar$e (I would have used the word Naval - but I didn't think the word appropriate) I think this was to impress her boyfriends. And the 15 earrings down one ear, mobile clip in the aforementioned jeans and her nail polish...
marky.t.s Posted January 13, 2007 Posted January 13, 2007 Sorry to here that Alan/Jen,hope you get it fixed soon,btw an Airdrie taxi driver parked illegaly,never heard such a ridiculous comment,they have a special licence for that or didnt you know that??
scoobyiain Posted January 13, 2007 Posted January 13, 2007 Chavettes mentality history : http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/mr...ts-chavs-p1.php Full dress code for this "driver" was - the Jeans very lowely suspended to show off her belly button and McDonalds Ar$e (I would have used the word Naval - but I didn't think the word appropriate) I think this was to impress her boyfriends. And the 15 earrings down one ear, mobile clip in the aforementioned jeans and her nail polish... Quality stuff pmsl
st3ph3n Posted January 13, 2007 Posted January 13, 2007 That Hamilton shell tends to be my watering hole on the way home. Unusual to spy another decent car though. I thought I recognised the plate when it came in, and I was right.
Fab 1 Posted January 13, 2007 Posted January 13, 2007 Not a very good day with the bump to Alan's scoobie. Can't believe the 'bint' actually said 'there aint any damage, don't know what your complaining about' and wait for it.........'you sure I hit you' WTH! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr the description of the idiot is just about right. Who on earth gives these folk their licences? One thing I forgot to get was her address, although got all the other details being registration, insurance company and land line and of course the all important mobile number! Always nervous of this kind of thing, as a few years back suffered a lot of back injuries after an someone ran into the back of me, forcing me onto the 'raith interchange' roundabout........yup, the person gave me false details and bu**ered off. Had a few horrendous years of back problems and still can't believe the girl got away with it. Jen
st3ph3n Posted January 13, 2007 Posted January 13, 2007 I saw a bump at the raith on Wednesday night. It splits to three lanes heading for east kilbride, left is filter, middle stops but goes straight on, and the right is for going towards Bothwell and Hamilton. Two cars about 3 ahead of me in the queue in the right lane had a bit of a coming together. The car in front went to take a chance and pull out in front of a car coming round the roundabout, then decided against it and stood on the brakes, and the car behind was also wanting to take a chance but had no where to go. Saving those 10 seconds on your journey will really make a difference.
STI9 Posted January 13, 2007 Posted January 13, 2007 That is the question we need to ask ourselfs,especially with the weather at the moment! T
micra_wrc Posted January 13, 2007 Posted January 13, 2007 sorry to hear about your 1st bump Alan/Jen. pleased to hear about your 2nd LoL I saw a bump at theraith on Wednesday night. It splits to three lanes heading for eastkilbride, left is filter, middle stops but goes straight on, and theright is for going towards Bothwell and Hamilton. Two cars about 3ahead of me in the queue in the right lane had a bit of a comingtogether. The car in front went to take a chance and pull out in frontof a car coming round the roundabout, then decided against it and stoodon the brakes, and the car behind was also wanting to take a chance buthad no where to go. Saving those 10 seconds on your journey will really make a difference. soo didnt follow that, even after reading it 3 times. can you draw a wee diagram for me PMSL
st3ph3n Posted January 13, 2007 Posted January 13, 2007 I was in lane 3 going to turn right for Bothwell. They crashed. A picture paints a thousand of my crazy words.
STI9 Posted January 13, 2007 Posted January 13, 2007 In other words the second car was to busy reading the roundabout for the car in front?
Alan-G Posted January 13, 2007 Author Posted January 13, 2007 Horlicks St3ph3n You were walkin' out of the station looking at yer fuel bill, you didn't see me arrive ! []
corsa Posted January 13, 2007 Posted January 13, 2007 I was in lane 3 going to turn right for Bothwell. They crashed. A picture paints a thousand of my crazy words. My god, for second there i thought i had logged onto Multimap!!! Excellent piece of technnical drawing there Stephen.
andy Posted January 13, 2007 Posted January 13, 2007 My god, for second there i thought i had logged onto Multimap!!! Excellent piece of technnical drawing there Stephen. I love the smell of sarcasm in the morning! []
st3ph3n Posted January 13, 2007 Posted January 13, 2007 It's great what you can do with paint and 3 minutes. http://local.live.com/default.aspx?v=2&...0&alt=-1000 There's a nice hybrid map of it for you too.
Alan-G Posted January 14, 2007 Author Posted January 14, 2007 I have to say St3ph3n, Your paint skills have come on a treat. [] Top right is the Raith interchange right ? Excellent piece of artwork mate.. []
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