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Women say they are so good at multi Tasking, if so why cant they have sex and have a head ache at the same time.

 

 

 

 

LOL [:D]

Posted

Oh dear oh dear Ian....

Sorry to have to break this to you but the mere mention of a headache is just our polite way of saying...

 

GET LOST!!![:D]

 

You see if we are polite and say no sorry babe not tonight you never listen and get all moody[:)] but the headache trick works every time..then its a long time bath for you!![:o]

lol

 

Posted

Translation.......not at the moment, I'm multi-tasking........watching the soaps, eating chocolate, flicking through a sloppy magazine and thinking shoooooooooooooooooes lol

Posted

They come out with all these excuses dont they.

A womans perogative is to change her mind, as and when she feels, without warning to us poor men. [:D]

 

 

 

 

[Y]

 

 

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....... to us poor men. [:o]

don't put yourself down Ian....think important , after all when the mail turns up indoors who's it addressed to first - yes thats right MR and mrs YOGI whose name is first on all the important paperwork - house deeds, council tax demands etc etc [:D]

Guest leebo77
Posted

Mrs Lee has her name on the Scooby log book.  Is it because I'm a caring sharing kinda guy... ...nope, insurance is cheaper with her as the owner and main driver!!!  [Y]

Oh, and I am caring and sharing - honestly.[:D]

Posted

....... to us poor men. [:o]

don't put yourself down Ian....think important , after all when the mail turns up indoors who's it addressed to first - yes thats right MR and mrs YOGI whose name is first on all the important paperwork - house deeds, council tax demands etc etc [:D]

This is Mrs Yogi better known as Skippy

Answer to above point 1. -----when the mail turns up indoors who's it addressed to first  me ---- as if it was left to yogi we'd only be accepting mail or signing up to things related to the subaru!!!!

Point 2..... Multi Tasking, SIGH, ROLL OF THE EYES , In agreement with the great Shiralee and building on her point, who I will add has put this so well....

We can multi task, we just choose not to sometimes, there are times when we don't want sex All the time anyway ,- maybe once a year on yr birthday as it is a contractual obligation, and that is only if you have remembered to put the rubish out, petrol in both cars, washing up etc etc you get the picture

Hope this now settles these points and we'll hear no more about it...

Kind Regards

Mrs and Mr Yogi- (Skippy)

N.B. We are taking back the ashes this year......[:)][:)][:D]

 

 

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Oh look, she wrote all that, now she's gone out shopping, my life woman [:D]

Now taking bets as to what she comes home with lol

My bet is ANOTHER pair of shoes [:o]

Posted

Oh look, she wrote all that, now she's gone out shopping, my life woman [:o]

Now taking bets as to what she comes home with lol

My bet is ANOTHER pair of shoes [:)]

You're clearly a man that likes to live dangerously Ian.......or you planning to delete your posting before Skippy gets home from the shoe shop lol. Anyway why haven't you sent her off to work [:D

Posted

Terri took the day off, so she can go shopping lol.

No we had to see the fertility department at Chelsfield hospital Re our IVF treatment in Feb. [:D]

Posted

Sex cures headaches anyway

somethin to do wiv the release ov endorphins  in the brain

which are released during pleasure and they cure headaches

 

proven fact

 

so no excuses ladiez

 

[:D]

Posted

Sex cures headaches anyway

somethin to do wiv the release ov endorphins  in the brain

which are released during pleasure and they cure headaches

 

proven fact

 

so no excuses ladiez

 

[:P]

SShhhhh Don't tell them that!!!!! God now we have no excuses!!!!![:D]

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No we had to see the fertility department at Chelsfield hospital Re our IVF treatment in Feb. [:D]

hope all went well for you both [:P]

Thanks for asking Baser - All ok I start taking a load of drugs in Jan to make me even more hormonal, then after that it's up to Nature to do her thang - if she see's fit.... how are you going?.Nice to meet up soon..[:P]

 

 

Posted

I think this whole thread is very sexist [:S]

 

 

 

Anyway, the important question is why women have such small feet????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's so they can get closer to the sink!

 

Now I have stirred that up a bit, im off! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

diepig.gif

 

 

 

Posted

I think this whole thread is very sexist [:S]

 

 

 

Anyway, the important question is why women have such small feet????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's so they can get closer to the sink!

 

Now I have stirred that up a bit, im off! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

diepig.gif

 

 

 

 

[|-)] [|-)]

 

not heard that before

 

[:P]

Posted

I think this whole thread is very sexist [:S]

 

 

 

Anyway, the important question is why women have such small feet????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's so they can get closer to the sink!

 

Now I have stirred that up a bit, im off! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

diepig.gif

 

 

 

 

 

FPMSL   Quality LOL [:P]

Posted

Sex cures headaches anyway

somethin to do wiv the release ov endorphins  in the brain

which are released during pleasure and they cure headaches

 

proven fact

 

so no excuses ladiez

 

[:P]

So why do some women get headaches after sex??

Posted

I think this whole thread is very sexist [:S]

 

 

 

Anyway, the important question is why women have such small feet????

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's so they can get closer to the sink!

 

Now I have stirred that up a bit, im off! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

diepig.gif

 

 

 

Hmmmm MRS Yogi Here

 

So you think do you?

 

What are you  - a girl???

 

Ha ha ha but sorry girls I had to laugh that was a good one...

 

Ok 3 - 1 to us - the girls!!![:P]

Posted

Sex cures headaches anyway

somethin to do wiv the release ov endorphins  in the brain

which are released during pleasure and they cure headaches

 

proven fact

 

so no excuses ladiez

 

[:D]

So why do some women get headaches after sex??

 

you musnt be doin it right

 

LOL

[:(]

Posted

Now now ladies, lets not fight we should be sticking together, not bickering amongst ourselves.

BTTT

Skippy (mrs Yogi)[:D]

Posted

Now now ladies, lets not fight we should be sticking together, not bickering amongst ourselves.

BTTT

Skippy (mrs Yogi)[:D]

 

fighting  !!!

 

me

you avin a laff

i av no reason to fight wiv anyone on sidc

[8-)]

 

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