THURSDAY JOKE

[baser999]

A blonde and a brunette were in a lift. The lift stopped at the 5th floor and a young guy got in - he was very cute but the girls noticed he had terrible dandruff. When the lift got to the ground floor they let the guy get out first. The brunette then said " we should have given him Head and Shoulders" to which the blonde replied " thats a good idea but how we going to give him shoulders"

 

 

 

 

 

Well I never said it was that funny

[SCOOBYTOO]

barry,

isn't it past your bedtime m8[]

[daniel]

Thats a cracker tho i think my missus must be a blonde dyed brown[]

[mick_weatherill]

What about some poetry!!! Sorry to hijack your thread barry its all done in the best possible taste

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Subject: Poetry Contest

The National Poetry Contest had come down to two contestants:  a Yale graduate and a Redneck from <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Georgia.  They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.  The word they were given was "Timbuktu."

 

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate.  He stepped to the microphone and said,

 

"Slowly across the desert sand

Trekked a lonely caravan. 

Men on camels, two by two,

Destination Timbuktu."

 

The crowd went crazy!  No way could the Redneck top that, they thought as the Redneck calmly make his way to the microphone and recited,

 

"Me and Tim, a-huntin' we went.

Met three whores in a pop-up tent.

They was three and we was two,

So I bucked one, and Timbuktu."

 

[daniel]

What about some poetry!!! Sorry to hijack your thread barry its all done in the best possible taste

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Subject: Poetry Contest

The National Poetry Contest had come down to two contestants:  a Yale graduate and a Redneck from <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Georgia.  They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word.  The word they were given was "Timbuktu."

 

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate.  He stepped to the microphone and said,

 

"Slowly across the desert sand

Trekked a lonely caravan. 

Men on camels, two by two,

Destination Timbuktu."

 

The crowd went crazy!  No way could the Redneck top that, they thought as the Redneck calmly make his way to the microphone and recited,

 

"Me and Tim, a-huntin' we went.

Met three whores in a pop-up tent.

They was three and we was two,

So I bucked one, and Timbuktu."

 

[:'(] Thats fu***ng funny I think i might of wee'd abit [:$]

[granby]

You get worse Micky []

[mick_weatherill]

Lifes to short to be [] SO[]

[baser999]

barry,

isn't it past your bedtime m8[]

Have had a word with the management here at work and they'd prefer me to stay until 0630 tomorrow []