Jokey time again.

[mick_weatherill]

 

 

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled   up,

ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on  to read a book.

As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to  his wife and fondles

her special area. He does this a few times,  but only for a very short

interval before returning to read his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming  that her

husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and  starts stripping

in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was

foreplay."The husband says, "No, not at all."

His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?

The husband says," I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn  the

pages in my book.

[granby]

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[Little H]

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[Dalthegooner]

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