st3ph3n Posted August 12, 2006 Posted August 12, 2006 The world's foremost authority on wasps is walking down the street when he sees a record in the window of a charity shop "Wasp noises from around the world". Intrigued, he goes into the shop and asks if he can listen to it. "Certainly," says the shop assistant and pops it onto his turntable. After listening to the first track for a while, the world's foremost authority on wasps is a bit confused. "I don't recognize any of these noises, and I'm the world's foremost authority on wasps! Can you play the next track please?" The assistant obliges and skips the needle onto the next track after a while, the world's foremost authority on wasps is still confused "No, I still don't recognize any of these wasps. Can you try the next track?" The assistant skips the needle on, and the world's foremost authority on wasps listens for a little while longer before shaking his head. "It's no good. I just don't recognize any of these wasps" The assistant peers at the label of the record and says... "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I had it on the bee side"
jcscoob Posted August 12, 2006 Posted August 12, 2006 Stephen i cant believe you wasted your time typing that $h!te. [W][]
RS Grant Posted August 12, 2006 Posted August 12, 2006 Hahahaha..... oh..... nobody else is laughing?! Errr, yea, that was cr@p Stephen!! [] Cheers, Grant
st3ph3n Posted August 12, 2006 Author Posted August 12, 2006 C'mon chaps. I liked that one.What's the difference between the french army and toast? You can make soliders out of toast.
jcscoob Posted August 12, 2006 Posted August 12, 2006 Ok wot do you call afanny on top of afanny on top of afanny on top of afanny .......... A block of flaps !! [:$]
stripe Posted August 12, 2006 Posted August 12, 2006 Ok wot do you call afanny on top of afanny on top of afanny on top of afanny .......... A block of flaps !! [:$] now THAT'S a joke PMSL!!!!
vicki Posted August 12, 2006 Posted August 12, 2006 Since it's late I will post this .... A guy I know found a parrott in his garden and all it could say is "Ur an ugly b*****d" Was it yours?
wrxmania Posted August 12, 2006 Posted August 12, 2006 Stephen, Consider yourself being closely watched for that disgraceful joke! Brian []
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