chris_c201 Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 Like most on here i always pick my parking spaces carefully as i know how clumsy folk are, at supermarkets i park far away and as tight as possible to a kerb to allow maximum space even if some diddy does park next to me, same in work... Tonight i was playing football at goals in Shawlands and literally had no option but to park in a regular space..... [] Get home and realise on my passenger side rear door there is a big scratch where it looks like some f***** has walked along my car with a zip or something rubbing, only about 1.5 inches long but showing some bare metal.... on the drivers side a small vertical line scratch, looks like a door mark.... I know they happened there cos i polished the car at the weekend and then washed it last night, Why the f*** can't people be more careful, so peeved off, may as well drive about in a total heap of sh** old oil burner.....
bigdavie Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 wanx mate !! i know exactly how you feel mate both my cars are currently needing attention at the minute cos of idiots like this only found out last night some little scrote has tried to steal my vtr badge from my oil burner !! illiterate cnut couldnt even manage it without breaking it !! a while back i bought myself a black widow and i fully intend to use it if i see any one near my or my neighbours cars ever !! scud wwwwaaaaaaahhhhhh hahahaha
slo2 Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 "i bought myself a black widow and i fully intend to use it if i see any one near my or my neighbours cars ever !!" I didnt know you could train spiders Davie ?
bigdavie Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 nice wee steel ballbearing to the knee cap !! doubt there would be any smart arse comments then eh ??!!! lmao !!
bigdavie Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 one o these bad boys ! http://www.surplusandoutdoors.com/ishop/877/shopscr60.html
ANDYJDMSTI Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 Quote nice wee steel ballbearing to the knee cap !! doubt there would be any smart arse comments then eh ??!!! lmao !! Would like to hear the smart ar$ed comment from the judge as he hands out his justice to you!!!
slo2 Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 Do you have any idea how fast I can run when fased with immediate personal harm ! Could be doing with a "wee shot" of that to get rid out the crows in the trees behind my house,theyre doing my head in squawkin at 4am onwards !
slo2 Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 Thats not a catapult this is a catapult http://science.howstuffworks.com/framed.ht...ne/middel3.html
bigdavie Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 Quote Quote nice wee steel ballbearing to the knee cap !! doubt there would be any smart arse comments then eh ??!!! lmao !! Would like to hear the smart ar$ed comment from the judge as he hands out his justice to you!!! mate it would be worth it !! and anyway ive no been in trouble for ages !!
bigdavie Posted July 6, 2006 Posted July 6, 2006 be better wi a 1.77 mate go up to victor morris and you'll get one for about £90 much more accurate if you get a sight too ! but you do need a licence from the council tho mate
darryl_martin Posted July 7, 2006 Posted July 7, 2006 From the link: "The trebuchet was built to take a ballast weight of 4000kg, although the tests were conducted using a ballast of about 2000 kilograms and projectiles of up to 50kg" I make 50kg about the same weight as you're average chav. 1) Careful shot with black widow 2) Place chav in trebuchet 3) FIRE!!!!!!![][][] Sorry to hear about your car mate, some people just don't care
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