What I did on my summer holiday By Theo Walcott Esq aged 8 1/2

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What I did on my summer holiday

By Theo Walcott Esq aged  8 1/2

I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle  Sven and some other grown

up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad  man called Adolf used to live

with his nazties, he does not live  there anymore, Uncle Owen does live

there, and the grown up's say I  cant talk about the bad man as it will make

Uncle Owen cry if I do. In  Germany there are lots of castles and some

mountains. We are staying  in a place called Baden Baden that's a silly

name, Uncle Frank has the  same name as his dad, that's silly too, his mum

must get their  underpants mixed up all the time.

On the aeroplane  Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and wants

to be my  friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does Uncle

Freddy  but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore.  Uncle Owen  met

us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle Steven and  Uncle

David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks like  Orville, he is a

duck, Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses and  knickers, and asked me

if I had ever  worn them. Uncle Sol got me some  pop.

In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my  grandad says we

beat them in the olden days before my mum was  born.  That is a long time

ago.  While the grown up's  went to play football so I went shopping with

Auntie Vicky and some  other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got

herself a little one  but she said she was full before she had eaten any and

threw it away.  She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play with

Brooklyn.  She say's she used to be in a pop band and sang me one of her

songs, I  think she was telling fibs.

I told Uncle Sol about my day out  with Vicky and he sulked, then he bought

me an even bigger ice cream  with lots of hundred's & thousands on it. All

the  other grown up's have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays with

me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol  happy, that's

why I got taken on holiday.

The grown up's  went to play Football against somebody called Sweden, Uncle

Sol was  crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk to him.

Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle Sven  is

from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last night.  Uncle

Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for  a plaster. Uncle

Peter is a giant, a proper giant like you see in  books, he is rubbish at

football though.

Uncle Wayne had a  sore toe at the start of out holiday but it got better so

they let him  play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not like

it. He  says all  Germans wear leather underpants and I should while we are

here, they are too tight for me.  All the grown up's started to  call Uncle

Wayne a potato head who stood on somebodys spuds. He got  shouted at by the

referee.  They are all saying that we have to go home  now. Uncle Sol was

crying again and I had to sit on his knee to make  him stop. He had his

mobile phone in his pocket, I  think.

[thewelsho]

LOL! Good one Uncle Andy.

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