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How much for the dig then ??[:P][;)][:D]

hurry up & buy these kittens they have just spilt a pint of cider all over the carpet[:@][:(]

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How much for the dig then ??[:P][:D][:D]

hurry up & buy these kittens they have just spilt a pint of cider all over the carpet[:@][:P]

OMG [:|]

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Kittens have all been given a new home[Y][:D]

Quote from Ching - Chong Chinese Takeaway, Leeds Village  "..we are werry pweezed to announce we ave entered a wocal agweement with nearby pet suppwiers for first cwass meat - awailable soon on menu - kitty chop suey , canton kitten , cwispy fwied  duck (with kitten) .... chop chop"

With apologies to our chinese members - just a little un-pc.

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Curried Kitten also tastes nice too [:D]

Personally I found I was ages pulling the fur out of my teeth afterwards. Get it fried and it seems to solve the problem. Thats why they're a real winner at a bbq [:D]

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Do as the Thai people do, hang them up and use the low to medium setting on the blow torch, takes the fur and claws off a treat [:D]

 

But of course they do it to dogs [:D]

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