andy Posted June 21, 2006 Posted June 21, 2006 A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the A9 between Inverness and Wick. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man runs up and knocks furiously on the car window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?" "We've just heard! Terrorists have taken the English football team hostage! They're asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire! We're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?" "About a gallon" []
the squiggle Posted June 22, 2006 Posted June 22, 2006 Not very politically correct in this day and age but what the heck Quality!!!!!!!!
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