has anybody? lads that is

[scientific steve]

been told by a lady dancer to bu@@er off ?

let me explain, was on me birthday type thingy with me mates and the dance was all paid for

long story short, i started wetting meself larfing at wot just happened, shant go into things just incase

but she did not see the funny side of it in any sence wot so ever, she even said get the f@@k out i shall sort it out with your mates you cant

i tried to calm it all out but she was having none of it

later on she then came up to me to try and sort things out but too little too late and i was out of there

i was given a voucher cause of what happened............

has this sort of thing happened to other folks????????????

 

[RA Dunk]

hmm ive been told to f**k off by a few but for diffrent reasons lol [][]

[scientific steve]

i thought you were a gent []

[RA Dunk]

well ya know how it goes with a few drinks in [][]

[~ ~ Cal ~~]

you're not allowed to chew their nipples Steve !

[dan_jess]

That depends if u go to Diamond Dolls Cal! []

[tom_paxton]

No me, because I never went to a lap dancing joint in my life, and likely never will.

But one of my mates went there with about 2 or 3 other guys, and the dancer took all of their vouchers and said she'd dance for them all together through the back room. She stuck a song on and started, and when she bent over to flash her backside at the lads, my mate Dave blew a huge farty raspberry sound for a laugh. She stopped the music and chucked them all out, but not before turning round and demanding to know who did it, like some angry schoolteacher!!! And they acted equally like schoolkids caught in the class, all sheepish.

[paddy247]

All I can say is, absolutly no probs at the fantasy Palace in Edinburgh,[]  was there on a STAG DOO last night.

[scientific steve]

"you're not allowed to chew their nipples Steve !"

 

he he he

nope didnt even get that far [] it was due to something she did to me that started it all off

[jcscoob]

WOT ?? [:|][]

[scientific steve]

doing all the normal stuff, and then moved down on her hands and knees with her head between me legs

on the way back up she banged the back of her head off me knackers............

not a big thump just enough to make me jump, i saw the funny side of it but she did'nt

i think the more she got pissed off the worse it made me larf

[jcscoob]

PMSL [y][]

[col666]

HAHAHA!!

A head butt in the knackers!

I've had a similar experiance, she put her nipple in my mouth and expected me to keep my mouth open!? wasnt happy when i clamped down on it[]

Managed to talk my way out of getting a doing off the bouncer that came wallowing over[:$]

[ormiboy]

pretty common what you describe, you have to remember that these ladys are highly skilled performers and to be laughed is not what they expected after the two day pole dancing class they attended.

Now come on guys lets take this style of entertainment for the high brow thinking mans activity is clearly is !!!!!!

Nipple biting.......tut tut