Gumball Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 LOL......... Clicked on the new message and this lovely young vixen asked me if i would like to chat !!! Clearly i responded and we are now going out tonight[] http://www.faceparty.com/member_zoom.asp?m...;acstr=Z2223762 then maybe when i come home i will see if my head will fit through the fmic at 160mph[:'(]
G.T. Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 you are a very disturbed individual christopher she is a munter [+o(]
col666 Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 Glad somebody else said it! I didnt want to be the first!
Gumball Posted March 26, 2006 Author Posted March 26, 2006 i think my post came out wrong lol I was talking to someone else. then crazy face sent me a message. i particularly liked the sh@tty jeans and crazy expression hhaaaahhahahaha
G.T. Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 hen toes an the gregorys done it for me shes a belter before you all start i know im no oil painting but fo ffs she is no the brawest
andy Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 Oh c'mon guys. You're not really being fair here. You should never read a book by it's cover. I think Gummy should be equally attracted by her intellect... "***i enjoy chatting 2 strangers*** i like chatting to random people on buses*** i like telling random fit guys tht they r fit*** especially in edinburgh*** coz there is loads of fit guys there***" DISCLAIMER: Regardless of the quote above, it is never wise to talk to strangers. Charlie says....
jcscoob Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 Hope everyone has had a shot at defacing the pik ! lol
Gumball Posted March 26, 2006 Author Posted March 26, 2006 fark you pole smoker. i didnt read the profile tbh and i can see you took the time to plan a counter attack and close the deal with her. Maybe he sells WD40...[] []
andy Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 fark you pole smoker. i didnt read the profile tbh and i can see you took the time to plan a counter attack and close the deal with her. Maybe he sells WD40...[] Oh I dunno. The norkage isnae bad. Couple of bin liners ower the heid and 10 pints of Stella and it's a possibility. [6]
G.T. Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 i didnt read the profile either, pic was the clincher for me pmsl
st3ph3n Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 She watches the Jeremy Kyle show, indeed she lists it as one of her favourites. THIS IS GROUNDS FOR INSTANT DEATH!
Gumball Posted March 26, 2006 Author Posted March 26, 2006 believe it or not i actually feel bad for starting the thread now????!!!!! sincerely i actually do. Maybe im getting old.
st3ph3n Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 believe it or not i catually feel bad for starting the thread now????!!!!! sincerely i actually do. Maybe im getting old. Maybe the tinman got a heart?
Gumball Posted March 26, 2006 Author Posted March 26, 2006 i think the tin man did have a heart. He just sold it after a while to buy mods for his scoob and money to take shaved ewoks out on the sauce.[6]
andy Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 She watches the Jeremy Kyle show, indeed she lists it as one of her favourites. THIS IS GROUNDS FOR INSTANT DEATH! I had to google to find out WTF the Jeremy Kyle show was. Guess what you did on your sabbatical!!
col666 Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 Holy crap shes got a clone! Check out the tat grope though[:|]
Gumball Posted March 26, 2006 Author Posted March 26, 2006 aye, nice to meet you. maybe you would like to come to my company end of year dinner awards and act as my arm candy for a while? OR we could have a sponsorship for the RB fund if you catch my drift?[]
st3ph3n Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 Jeremy Kyle, for those that don't know, is basically Trisha, but is a white man. His show is the pinnacle of television for council house dwelling drug addict single mothers with 4 kids to 5 fathers by the time they're 20. If they're not watching it then they're on it to complain that their mother has stolen their boyfriend or something.
Gumball Posted March 26, 2006 Author Posted March 26, 2006 got you now. thats why she likes that. she tosses it off all day and wants to graduate from the college of ewoks to be a rocket scientist. Star Sign : Leo Sexuality : Straight Profession : *unemployed*-------------------------------------------ex army policewoman Marital Status : Single Perfect Partner : *is there one?*or am i just unlucky?*----------NO Interests : *i enjoy most things* Makes Me Happy : *sex, cuddles, non moody guys*--------------thats me bombed out then Makes Me Sad : *wen my mates fall out* Cigarettes : I smoke occasionally Alcohol : I don't drink Drugs : I don't use drugs Bad Habits : *smoking*chatting to strangers*----------------------Youll enjoy doing that outside in the cold as of tomorrow
bigdavie Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 you should read the profiles of her mates! best quote : what makes you sad ?? when my bf gets jailed !!!! lmfao !!
aston_dimmock Posted March 26, 2006 Posted March 26, 2006 I'm not sure whats more worrying: The fact you were on this site grooming weirdo's or the fact she has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle. Best thread for a while though even if a little O/T [] Lets see some more Hippocrockadillapigs.
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