Giving 100%

[colinj]

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint of 100%...and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than

100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more

than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you

to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in

life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22

23 24 25 26

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But then,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, how far ass kissing will take you -

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hardwork and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the

Bull$hit and Asskissing that will put you over the top!

[Racing Snake]

Excellent

[bigbadboab]

Very good. I will be showing this to my boss as he comes under the 118%.

[frank c]

pmsl..