Wednesday Evening Thoughts

[wrxmania]

Dictionary for Decoding Women's Personal Ads:

40-ish ........................ 49.

Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.

Athletic ...................... No breasts

Average looking .......... Moooo.

Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure ... On medication.

Feminist .................... Fat

Free spirit .................. Junkie

Friendship first .......... Former slut.

New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs.

Open-minded ............. Desperate

Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional .............. Bitch

Voluptuous ................ Very Fat

Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat

Wants soul mate ....... Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = you're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = you better not

8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit - I'm gay

[sharon_mccall]

Ha ha ha ha those are good.

[jcscoob]

LOL Nice one brian

[wrxmania]

Thanks Jon,

And Shazza - I may take the beast to work tomorrow - you can go for a wander round the car park

[sharon_mccall]

<< And Shazza - I may take the beast to work tomorrow - you can go for a wander round the car park >>

I might not be at work, am off ill That's a real pity......

[wrxmania]

Get back to bed then - you should be resting, not browsing. I'm going to tell your boss, get you in trouble and then you'll be expelldededed FOREVERRRRR HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..................

Well, maybe not

[sharon_mccall]

PMSL Brian u r a maddie !?!"?!?!"??!!!

p.s. being in my bed wont help me at all

[spooks]

<< PMSL Brian u r a maddie !?!"?!?!"??!!!

>>

Have you only just noticed

Good dictionary though, all too true though

Spooks

[paddy247]

very funny

[fai17]

Its all very true and funny as feck

[ANDYJDMSTI]

<< PMSL Brian u r a maddie !?!"?!?!"??!!!

>>

and there was me thinking he was a mild mannered teacher who has not succumbed to ppp..............does not shout maddie to me!!!!!

[wrxmania]

Always mild mannered...

(not)